Charlotte_B: Because it sure as hell can't find the probability that you are being such a good and obedient date partner by letting me choose the next date spot. Absolutely a green flag.
Lincoln_W: The system doesn't account for sarcasm, unfortunately.
Charlotte_B: Maybe that's your first problem. Add a sarcasm sensor. I'd rate 100%.
<Excessive use of eye rolling emoticons by Lincoln_W>
Lincoln_W: And, It's not a date.
Charlotte_B: Sure. Keep telling yourself that.
Lincoln_W: It's an observational meetup.
<Something reddish detected on Admin's cheeks>
SOULSYNC™ Live Reaction Data
Charlotte_B: 87% teasing, 13% thoughtful
Lincoln_Williams: 80% confused, 20% secretly charmed
→Observation Notes:
- Level of sarcasm: concerning but delightful
- Conversation flow: natural, unpredictable
- Personal reaction: mild short-circuiting
- Data result: inconclusive
SOULSYNC™ Real World Conversation Transcript
"Pre-Challenge"
Charlotte_B: Don't tell me you came to do yoga without a yoga mat.
Lincoln_W: I have never did it so how am I supposed to have one and neither I am to going to attempt it next time.
Charlotte_B: If I am the only one with the mat how are we supposed to do couple yoga.
Lincoln_W: Couple what?
Charlotte_B: Yoga. What else?
Lincoln_W: But why?
Charlotte_B: For more accurate observations.
Lincoln_W: I am not doing it. I just wanted to figure out what went wrong with the app, I am not fucking interested in being entangled with you in intimate position.
Charlotte_B: Do I look like I am fucking interested. I am on a goddamn yoga date with someone so that he can figure out why he hates me?
Lincoln_W: That's not—
Lincoln_W: Okay, when you say it like that, yes, kind of. It's just... you confused the system.
Charlotte_B: I confuse a lot of systems.
Charlotte_B: But I don't agree to be some guy's science experiment.
SOULSYNC™ Live Data analysis
Emotional Intensity: 97%
Physical Proximity: 0% (Still managed to generate romantic static)
Irritation Level: (83-88)%
Both users attempted dominance via sarcasm.
Defensive Sarcasm: (75-82)%
Borderline flirtation detected beneath hostility.
Emotional Forecast: Cloudy with a chance of banter
Emotional Alignment Index = 13% ↑
Denial Ratio = 97%
Alert: Emotional evidence contradicts system compatibility rating.
> Unexpected rise in compatibility despite argument.
Hypothesis: verbal tension = emotional stimulation.
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The Algorithm Glitch
RomanceLincoln Williams built the country's most precise dating app-the app that promises perfect compatibility. So when it pairs him with Charlotte Briar at a compatibility rate of 0.00%, it has to be a glitch...right? Now he's determined to figure out th...
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