SYSTEM UPDATE – SOULSYNC™ Internal Memo (Confidential)
Subject: Charlotte Briar + Lincoln Williams
Match Type: Statistically Incompatible but still ongoing
User Activity: Increasing
Emotional Risk Level: HIGH
System Status: Confused
Action: Unlocked "Extreme Match Challenge Mode" (Beta Test)
Authorization: AI Protocol refused to override despite being triggered by persistent user engagement.
Authorization: Taken over manually by Developer.
Manual control successfully handed over to Admin Lincoln Williams.
SOULSYNC™ Internal Dashboard – Developer's Access
User: Lincoln Williams (Admin Privileges Enabled)
››Syncing field test logs...
››Uploading behavioral data...
››Parsing conversation flow...
››Running Post-Date Compatibility Rescan...
Processing...
ERROR: Score unchanged.
Still 0.00%.
Anomaly Tag: Charlotte_B
Status: Impossible to categorize
Classification: Glitch (Human Variety)
Tone Detection: Snarky / Disarming / Technically charming
Suggested Action: Refrain from further contact.
→ [Override Warning] [✔]
→ [Schedule Follow-up Analysis] [✔]
🛑 ALERT:
Unexpected behavioral data observed during post-match interaction.
Users displaying signs of connection, despite algorithmic opposition.
Possible causes:
[ ] Emotional error
[ ] Data contamination
[✔] Human unpredictability
SOULSYNC™ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION – Sent to Charlotte_Briar
CHALLENGE: "Do Something You Both Hate"
Objective: Mutual suffering = De acceleration in bonding
Timer: 48 hours
Suggestions:
- 3-Hour Interpretive Dance Show
- Raw Vegan Cooking Class
- Historical Museum Audio Tour (No Talking Allowed)
-Silent couple yoga in the Park (No Talking Allowed)
→ [Charlotte selects: "Silent couple yoga in the Park "] [✔]
SOULSYNC™ Chat Interface - Lincoln & Charlotte
Charlotte_B: The app suggested an extreme match challenge. Do you want to take part?
Lincoln_W: Even if I don't want to, I have to, for research purposes.
Charlotte_B: It has given us 4 options would you mind if I choose from them?
Lincoln_W: I don't.
Charlotte_B: Enroll your app in probability and statistics classes.
Lincoln_W: ??
YOU ARE READING
The Algorithm Glitch
RomanceLincoln Williams built the country's most precise dating app-the app that promises perfect compatibility. So when it pairs him with Charlotte Briar at a compatibility rate of 0.00%, it has to be a glitch...right? Now he's determined to figure out th...
