We've all had that thought in our head at one point. "When I become president, I'm going to blah blah blah". Well, that "blah blah blah" will always vary from person to person, ranging from "I'm going to promote peace in the Middle East" to "I'm going to concentrate on immigration". Some might say lowering taxes. Some might focus on an intern with a blue dress, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
Me personally, while I agree these are important topics, I think my first act as president would be to sprint from the swearing in ceremony to the Oval Office so I can speak with The Pentagon, and be immediately briefed on U.F.O.s
"Ok General, I'm going to need you to start in 1947 AND DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!"
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Deep Thoughts with Andrew Johann Datoush
HumorA collection of random thoughts I've dedicated time putting pen to paper, or tapping my phone screen to send to social media.
