One thing that always annoyed me was watching all these people either become couples or getting engaged on Valentine's Day. It seems like a fool proof plan for the men out there in these relationships because we men don't typically remember dates and anniversaries until it's too late and we're already on our way to the doghouse for the night. At least if you see the signs up in stores for Valentine's Day, you might be reminded that your anniversary is coming up.
Then you have two types of women. Those that are like "omg, he remembered our anniversary!" and those that will expect double the gifts because Valentine's Day and anniversary each require their own gifts and their own set of flowers. I'm surprised women as a whole haven't really figured this out and tried to put a stop to it. Men, before women wise up, start proposing to your girl the day after Valentine's Day, this way every year, you can get her discounted flowers and chocolates. It'll also give you an extra day to get your shit together, and she'll never be able to yell at you for being a forgetful bastard because you planned an anniversary on a holiday so you get a months worth of reminders!
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Deep Thoughts with Andrew Johann Datoush
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