The mission was supposed to be quiet.
Infiltrate the ruins of a WICKED outpost. Retrieve old files. Get out.
Newt packed gear. Y/N packed maps.
Hope packed snacks.
And a mic.
🧃 The Briefing
Newt knelt in front of Hope. "You're here to observe. No chaos."
Hope nodded solemnly. "I am a shadow."
Y/N raised an eyebrow. "You're wearing a glitter cape."
Hope whispered, "A stealth cape."
Newt sighed. "No mic."
Hope smiled. "Of course not."
She had already hidden it in her sock.
🕵️♀️ The Infiltration
They crept through the ruins, flashlights low, boots silent.
Hope tiptoed behind them, humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
Y/N whispered, "Hope—"
Hope whispered back, "I'm blending in."
Newt scanned the hallway. "Files are in the lab. Stay close."
Hope nodded.
Then clicked her mic.
"ATTENTION WICKED: THIS IS YOUR CONSCIENCE. YOU'RE GROUNDED."
Y/N choked on a laugh.
Newt froze. "Hope."
Hope grinned. "They deserve it."
🎤 The Pranks Begin
Hope snuck into the control room.
She rewired the intercom.
Suddenly, every speaker in the building blared:
"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY GLITTER SYSTEM."
WICKED agents panicked.
One slipped on a trail of marshmallows Hope had left as "distraction snacks."
Another opened a drawer and found a note:
"You've been mic'd. Love, Hope."
Y/N was wheezing. "She's sabotaging them with snack-based warfare."
Newt rubbed his temples. "We're going to get arrested."
Hope clicked the mic again.
"Also, your passwords are weak. Try 'ILoveHopeWilde123' next time."
🧠 The Escape
They grabbed the files and ran.
Hope tossed glitter bombs behind her like confetti grenades.
Y/N was laughing so hard she tripped twice.
Newt carried her and shouted, "She's weaponized joy!"
Hope slid under a closing gate, mic in hand.
"This has been a broadcast from Queen Chaos. You may now cry."
🌌 Final Scene
Back at camp, Y/N collapsed onto the grass, still laughing.
"I can't believe you rewired their intercom," she gasped.
Hope sipped her juice box. "They needed a vibe check."
Newt sat beside them, exhausted but smiling. "You're lucky you're cute."
Hope clicked the mic one last time.
"I'm also brilliant."
And no one could argue with that.
