I'm Not A Simp.

The Puppet

heheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHA, I lied.

Enjoy!

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- Crab.

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I rushed towards the doorway, opening it I saw cameramen and spearkermen running to grab their guns. I followed the crowd as we rushed to the entrance of the base, full crowds of us came from every angle and our footsteps became a desynchronized march as our feet hit the metallic floor.

When we reached the outside I used my hand to block the sun, my lens never got the time to adjust because someone blocked it for me. I slowly lowered and saw her, the Duchess. She floated before us as if she were some goddess.

She looked at all of us, or maybe just me, and smirked. I instinctively stepped back, I readied myself for a fight and I was just about to start it when, "you didn't attack, that should be a good sign."

A voice broke through the crowd, I was momentarily stunned. The voice sounded human, did the Alliance have humans here? I looked towards the area where the voice came from and to my shock it was no human, it was Toilet.

He had legs and arms, his torso was broad and on his neck was the smallest Toilet ring I'd ever seen. At a glance you would confuse him for a human, but there was no mistaking it, he was a Skibidi Toilet. He walked with a confident smile and stride, he wore plain black suit and in his hand was a briefcase.

"I assume you here for the diplomatic talks?" He said.

His words took me out of my confusion, I readied myself yet again for a fight but then I saw everyone else. No one was attacking him, in fact they looked like they were guarding him?! Were they infected or something, he is our enemy so why are we standing beside him!

The Duchess nodded, another Astro with a skeleton jaw and robot head came from behind her and landed on the ground. He placed his hand on the floor so the Skibidi Toilet could stand on it. The Skibidi Toilet in question stopped just a few feet from the hand.

"You wouldn't mind if I bring some.. diplomatic friends?" The Astro's said nothing, "I'll take that as a no."

He snapped his fingers and 3 more Toilets appeared, I was confused and worried. Why are they here and why isn't everyone else pissed that they are here. Our diplomatic officer stepped on the giant hand and they flew off.

Once they left everyone relaxed, "oh, there you are!"

A voice shot through the crowd again, this time it came from speakerman #555. "I was wondering if I would get the chance to speak to you again."

He squirmed his way through everyone to reach me, I didn't sign anything back for a moment. 'Who was that?' I asked.

I pointed at where the diplomat Skibidi Toilet just was. "Who was who," I stopped him mid sentence.

'What are they doing here,' restarting my question.

He seemed confused for a moment but then realized what I was talking about. "Oh you don't know, do you?"

He looked around, "I'll tell you but..."

"Would you like to go somewhere a little bit more private?" He asked.

I was confused but upon inspection I realized that everyone was looking at me, I'd forgotten that I became a celebrity. 'Yeah let's do that.'

I followed him through the base and into where his squad was for the time being. "This is probably one of the most private rooms around, it's rare for someone to wear golden cap nowadays, so the Alliance wants to make them and they're squad cozy."