So, Im updating for you guys, mainly so I can unwind and connect to you guys.
That's pretty much it for right now.
The song of the day is 'This could be us' by: Rae Sremmurd. ( These songs are just the ones I heard on the radio)
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Cheyenne
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" Good morning students, I'm Mr. Collwood. I'm your Family Advocacy teacher for the semester."
This man's voice was giving me a migraine with its raspy-ness. You could easily tell he had a cough. Or maybe, he hadn't coughed in a while. Either way it was annoying.
On the board, three minutes into class, he wrote,
STD
Me being the funny bitch I am, decided to be the one to make the sexual innuendo.
" Woah, sir. I thought this was Family Advocacy. I don't think a family bond would be created by everybody sharing their experience with Sexually Transmitted Diseases."
I got a laugh from the other delinquents sharing homeroom with me. Truth is, we were all trapped in this horrible room with a perverted teacher, attempting to tell us about the several reasons why we should all keep our V-cards. Though, I'm already sure half of these kids already lost it on subway or something.
"Mizz Talihan, sexual comments and innuendos between students or teachers are not permitted on this property."
Three boys in the back, all wearing red SV jackets, began booing. The tallest one whispered something to the others, then stood up. The two other boys did the same and proceeded to walk over to my desk.
A butt plopped down on top of my desk, whilst others were located on the shoulders of my seat. I ducked my head down as one of them scrunched up my hair. " Oh, come on Mr. Collwood. You know that was a good one. But, you are gonna tell us why we're learning about diseases, right?", said the voice of the one, and only, Roman Somethong.
Just in case you didn't know, I have absolutely no idea what his last name is or could be. So for now, it's Something.
" STD, is a system we have here in our school. It stands for Student Tolerance Dictionary."
He started handing us thick packets and told us to read the first and last page. Except he had to put mine in my lap since this guys ass was apparently glued to my desk. I took a deep breath and gave him a forceful push to the back, making him plop right off.
His buddies laughed as they asked him if he was alright.
" You could've asked nicely!" He feigned hurt with a puppy dog face. I stuck my tongue out, as he fanned his eyes with his head resting on Genevieve's chest.
If you're wondering how I knew her name, well she has one of those 'Hello my name is...' stickers on her shirt.
Her arms wrapped around his head as she gave me the bird. I stood up and extended my arms. I took a second for the two boys to understand what I was attempting to do. They each diagonal behind me.
Blondie came in with a little dubstep then passed it to the Brune (or something). He did this awkward techno move and ended with chest pop. Then they both did the same move and passed it to me. I did a Techno-Dubstep move and extended my hand for outside.
I made it look like I was going to slap her, but dropped my hand at the last minute.
" WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
