One Helluva Time

C.H.E.R.U.B

Loona: Guys, do you feel that?

Blitz: Oh shit! Is that a hellshake?

Moxxie: That's possible?

Y/n: Not as far as I know.

Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

Moxxie: I'm not "panicking" because hellshakes don't hap--

Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL FATTY!

Of course, Y/n was surprised to see Loona shaking Moxxie. Even more so when he saw Loona slap Moxxie into the wall. And before he could get up, the wall behind Moxxie caved in due to a black wrecking ball. But then it turned into black metal tentacles that brought someone in. It was a Sinner with purplish-red skin, a mustache, and a green and black suit. Of course, the group all thought that they were being attacked. So Blitz and Y/n drew their guns while Millie drew her axe, and Loona got on all fours. Each ready to fight the Sinner for his supposed attack on the building.

Loopty: Do not be afraid!

Blitz: Please tell me we got that insurance thing.

Y/n: You do, but I'll fix it when this asshole is dealt with.

Blitz: Thank Satan.

Millie: Who are you and what do you want?!

Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!

Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!

Of course, everyone was kind of a bit confused by Loopty. Especially since it seemed like he wasn't there to attack them. So Y/n took the chance to help Moxxie out from under the rubble he was trapped in. After doing so, he turned his attention back to Loopty and the others. Loopty was going on about how he had only just arrived in Hell mere minutes ago. Which would explain why he, according to Blitz, still reaked of the living world. Even going as far as to call Loona a "furry" for some reason. And, of course, Loona was ready to rip his throat out for that comment. But Y/n was able to step in front of her before she could do so.

Y/n: Woah! Easy Loona! Trust me, he's not worth it.

Loona: Whatever.

Loopty: This is the man I'm going to need you to kill!

Blitz: Not even a shits length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitz, the "O" is silent.

Loopty: What "O"?

Blitz: Aw, thanks. Now, what's the tea, sis?

Loopty: The TEA?!

Y/n: It's his way of asking why you want this old guy dead.

Of course, Y/n was referring to the picture Loopty gave Blitz. Which was of some very old man with a big white mustache and wrinkled skin. It turned out the guy was Lyle Lipton, who was Loopty's old business partner. And that's when Loopty went on a very long speech about how he died. It turned out Loopty and Lyle ran a large tech empire to become trillionaires. And they had built a machine to speed up or reverse a person's age. But they ended up testing it on themselves instead of someone else. Which ended up with them getting stuck in the machine, Loopty dying, and Lyle becoming an old man. All due to Loopty's heart giving out due to the rapid aging from the machine. And Loopty wanted Lyle dead to stop him from taking all the credit for their inventions.

Blitz: That's not exactly evil.

Y/n: Yeah, it just sounds like a freak accident, which resulted in you being the unlucky one.