One Helluva Time

C.H.E.R.U.B

It's been a couple of days since the spring break incident. And Y/n was trying to take the day to relax and not work. Following the fish monster attack, Y/n made sure to put Verosika in her place. Luckily, he didn't have to worry about her doing something stupid any time soon. Given that she didn't have any major concerts for a while. And, according to a call from Vortex, it seemed Verosika was now focusing on her next song. Which was good, since it meant she'd be busy for at least a few days. And with Velvette busy, Y/n decided to check in with Blitz and the others. So Y/n, in his casual clothes, made his way to the I.M.P. office.

Once he stepped in, he saw that Blitz was shooting old looking TVs. And the current one was actually playing a commercial from Heaven. Which was weird to Y/n, since he had no idea why it would show up in Hell to start. The commercial was about a group of Cherubs - a purple and yellow sheep, a blue dog, and a man-baby - who helped bless souls. Y/n thought it was stupid since half the people on earth just ended up in Hell anyway. But as the commercial came to an end, Blitz shot it with his flintlock. Which had caused it to explode not even two seconds later. And Y/n could help but give them a slightly confused look. But before Blitz blew up the TV, a blue dog Cherub in a blue suit with a light blue undershirt appeared with the name Josh plastered on the screen.

Josh: We hope that you'll make pure choices and hope to welcome you int--

BOOM!

Millie: Nice one, B!

Y/n: Why are you shooting TVs?

Blitz: We don't have any clients, and I was bored. Wanna have a go?

Y/n:.... I guess, but only because I want to not think about work.

Millie: Busy day?

Y/n: More like making sure Verosika doesn't kick up another shit storm. The last twenty-four hours have been a pain in the ass with paperwork, too.

Blitz: That's what I'm talking about! Set it up, Mox.

With that, Moxxie had pushed the destroyed TV aside. After setting up a new one, he reluctantly turned it on to the 666 news channel. Of course, Y/n immediately shot the TV at the sight of the news logo. Given that he was still pretty pissed at Katie Killjoy for what she said to Charlie. This caused the TV to explode, which had caught I.M.P. by surprise. Given that they didn't expect you to react so quickly, let alone on the first channel. Though they did see Charlie's appearance on the news after the last extermination, So, they at least knew why you had shot at the TV so quickly.

Blitz: Damn.

Y/n: Killjoy's a bitch, plain and simple.

Blitz: Alright, set up another.

And with that, Moxxie once again set up another TV for Blitz. This time, the channel was of a demonic version of Betty Boop, a character from the 1930s. Albeit there were some pretty obvious differences to this one. Such as her having bigger breasts and a pitchfork in hand, but Blitz wasn't interested. So when Moxxie changed the channel, it showed a new commercial. With an Imp named Wally Wackford trying to open a "Wacky Idea" factory. Which was just a desperate attempt for him to try and make money. Given that Y/n knew Wally had a string of bad luck when it came to jobs or money-making scams.

Blitz: Bingo!

Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!

And just like that, Blitz immediately shot and destroyed the TV. All the while, Loona was asleep at the end of the table. Which was impressive since she was able to sleep through what Blitz was doing. And Y/n was surprised to see that she seemed unfazed by all the shooting. Then again, shootouts were more or less a common thing in Hell. Suddenly, the ground started to shake, which got everyones attention. Even Loona's, who had finally woken up after almost falling out of her chair. And the group couldn't help but wonder what was causing it.