MasterDimension Neptunia: A Neppy Story! (Neptune X Lemon Male Reader)

Chapter 1: Hold This L, ShareMaster!

Chapter 1: Hold This L, ShareMaster!

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Aaaah it was so nice outsiiide~! I can just be out here forever~! So this is what the Virtua Forest field is like, eh? All these low-level critters wreak of XPs of 5s and 10s. Booooring. Oh well, at least I can take all the time I need to enjoy fields like this! I'm sure this Neptune character will turn up sooner or later~! ~u~ "HEY STOP SKIPPING AROUND AND HELP ME ALREADY!! >V<" said the voice of my partner. Oh you wanna know who she is? Guess I might as well since I just plopped you into the story like this. That there's Malchu. She's just the CPU from our InterNet Dimension. No one special really. Only til I make her special, that is. Sure she's black and blue mouse girl sittin' at 1 foot, but she's always funny to see squirming and screaming around like this TwT. "*gets jumped on and bumped around by attacking Dogoos* HELP YOUR DAMN CPU FOR ONCE!! I ONLY HAVE 50HP AND IT'S GOING DOWN FAST!! >O<" Malchu loudly pleas, "Aww poor thing. Dont worry, Mally. You got this! Quick, use Thunderbolt Tackle Attack!" I command, "YOU DUMBASS! I'm not from That series and you know it! oVo *sees UFO Dogoos floating this way with metal tentacles coming from them* SQUEEE!! NOW WHAT THE HELL'RE THOSE?!! THEY AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS FIELD, RIGHT?! THEIR LEVELS ARE 4 TIMES HIGHER THAN THE DOGOOS HERE DAMMIT!!! @V@;;" Malchu reacts in panic, "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!! OVO; *throws a strong spear through the incoming Dogoos, flopping Malchu out of their grasp, making the others hop away; making me turn around as I stop running around with arms out* Mind telling me what you weirdos are doing here? I cant run my precious sister Vert's errands like this T T" said the annoyed girl, "Ooooo Vert? She's one of the Goddesses, yes? I'll help if you can get me to Neppy. I'm a fan of her's yknow~ -u-" I reply, "(Boy is this guy weird. Like nothing phases him. Well as long as he can act right around my precious sister) It's Dogoo Overpopulation Season and Vert wants materials for a few Plans of her's. Help me with these things and you can meet her, k? I'm Chika by the way. *looks at Malchu twitching on her back, blood springing in a few places* Is that...Thing of your's going to be ok..?" she then asks me, "Oh pay her no mind, Chikky. This happens everyday. I'll heal her right up and give her a burger and she'll be fine in no time eu<" I tell her, "(If you say so...Your pet, your problem)" Chika replied before we set out towards Chikker's questie-quest! I heard Vertie-Vert can be a real mommy. I'll see what that's all about too. TUT

Going around, beaming down Doggy-Dogoos left and right like EPA members and euthanizers, Chikkers was eying me the whole time. Not the "Oooo what a hunk~" look, more like "What the hell is this guy?" look. Well I'm sorry that I'm not this sister of your's and some guy who wears straps of tights and leggings for an outfit. I still look good and bangable to any of your girlies U U. Every time I use my Fembo Beams she stops what she's doing and wants to immediately slap me. Look just cuz it's rainbow-colored doesnt mean you can judge. I get girls and slay many things with it just fine. Same for another move of mine that requires some bending over. Remind you too much of your "Sisterly Bonding" sessions there, missy? e3e Anywhoooo we wrapped up this questing errand of her's so fast that it wouldnt be worth wasting a paragraph of writing the details for, even if we're talking about taking out 1000 pesky Dogoos. Mally was so exhausted from keeping up and suffered from constant heart palpatations I ended up putting her in backpack. The small one. It had two holes in it and can fit 4 gerbils in it. Yep just strapped to my lower back, next to my blades. We go to this Leanbox Nation that Chikky brought me to in order to report everything. Nice amount of Shares and munnies from other stuff she did, but it's pocket change compared to how much I have. TuT Soon enough, we appear in Vertie's room, and she's nose-deep into something truly spicy.

"*sees how her cover has two guys were behind each other, mainly both their fingers on the chest of the front guy* Oooooo you naughty girl yooou~. I wouldnt peg Vertie for a Yaoi-lover~. >u>"