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This will be written out in text form ok, the smut will be in text form don't worry ;))
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5 Feb, 2013 3:19am
callama: helloooo?

ilpenguins: hi

callama: omg

callama: ajdjjfkf

ilpenguins: u ok xD

callama: I love ur books :o

ilpenguins: thanks 😀

ilpenguins: I love u too x

callama: so you've never told anyone ur name

ilpenguins: nop

callama: (((:

callama: what is it (((:

ilpenguins: lol im not telling u

callama: wHY

ilpenguins: because for all I know your a 40 year old bald male

callama: im not I swear

callama: I'm 18

ilpenguins: shouldn't u be really really busy

callama: r u not aware that it's 3am?

ilpenguins: yea ik

callama: u should be asleep child

ilpenguins: I'm 17 excuse me

callama: hA WHAT A BABY

ilpenguins: >😟

ilpenguins: ):<

callama: penguins?

ilpenguins: llamas?

callama: shut up

callama: HONESLTY u like penguins AND you're 17 so

ilpenguins: well excuse me very much I'm a year younger

callama: I was born in 1996

ilpenguins: HA SO WAS I

callama: fuck

ilpenguins: so technically I'm a few months younger B*TCH!

callama: for fucks sake you're a man just swear out loud

ilpenguins: no my mom might see

callama: fuckin hell

callama: ur annoying as shit

ilpenguins: back at u

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