Multiple forms appear in a giant theater
"Where are we?!?" Asks ruby rose
The scene changes seeing our "protagonists" sitting in multiple places
As the screen turns on
"I have yet to meet one who can outsmart a bullet bill to the noggin'"
Said a certain reptilian regent
Destoroyah smiled intrigued at that statement
A giant bomb like creature was shown laughing "Oh they're gonna have to glue ye back together IN HELL"
Megalon retorted "hell is just fiction"
To which Adam Taurus said "just cause it dosen't exist dosen't mean you gotta be such a bore" she was speechless
"Haah,my little cauliflower" Goomboss sighed somehow holding a picture in front of his face
"How does that even work?" Asked weiss and winter
"NINNI" Bowser said as he smacked Mouser on the head "HAMSTER HEAD, CHEESE BRAIN!"
"That's unnecessary" said Glynda many others nodding in agreement
"Those two, i swear they are dumber than a- than a" Bowser said struggling to find the right words
"Dumber than a sloth?" said Michelangelo
"Dumber than a cookie?" said Ruby
"Dumber than caboose- actually nevermind" said Sarge
"Oh I know it Dumber than a pair of doorknobs!" said Caboose while LITTERALY everyone looked at him
"Dumber than a pair of doorknobs? Sir" said a koopa
"No fuckin way" said Griff everyone looking in disbelif minus Caboose of course who ran around the theater as if he just won the lottery (despite the fact he didn't even know what one was)
Bowser turned at the koopa and said "WHO ASKED YOU!!" before bonking him on the head
Elsa, Godzilla jr and Athena all shudderd at the blow while Minilla was woken up from her sleep
Bowser had a red face and yelled out "WHY AM I CURSED WITH SUCH INCOMPETENCE!!!"
Godzilla Answerd "honestly no idea" while even to her shock QUEEN GHIDORAH agreed
"Mouser, make road pizzas out o' them" Bowser ordered
"That's a weird way to say 'kill my enemies'" Said King ghidorah
"BOOM BOOM! RELEASE THE CHAIN CHOMPS" Bowser shouted
"But he promised!" said, Mikey, Ruby, Nora, Caboose and Godzilla Jr
While others looked at them with mixed looks
"KOOPA PACK, RIP' EM TO PIECES!"
Bowser ordered as he and his army faced doctor eggman's
"Good luck you're gonna need it" thought Optimus prime and Ezra
(A non canon spin off)
"We're in for some shit today aren't we" Bowser asked out loud
Yang snickered while Qrow chuckled and Raven facepalmed questioning how SHE was related to those two.
YOU ARE READING
remnant reacts to the glorious koopa
Randomthe remnant defenders, queen ghidorah and her subjects, the empire and many others are brought in a theater like room having been forced to watch the one who is causing more destruction than ever on the planet
