Blur no kawaī monogatari (A wicked anime story about Blur)

****Graham-asu and Senpai****

Graham-asu came up to Damon-san and was like: "What's up kawaii desu baka!?" He SCREAMED. Damon-san looked at Graham-asu and glared at him. "Yo, kohai, what is up?" Damon-san quickly turn his cheekbones went straight up, making him smile. Graham-asu giggled, and blushed like a tomato. "Oooh, Senpai noticed me..." Graham-asu mumbled under his breath. "So where is Alex-otoko and Dave-tan?" Senpai asked. Graham smiled. "WHO NEEDS THEM WHEN YOU GOT ME YANDERE GRAHAM?" He screeched out to Damon-san. Suddenly, Alex-otoko appeared holding some naruto and ramen and some Japanese cheese flavored soda pop. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHU RIGHT NOW GRAHAM-ASU? CONTROL YOURSELF!!!" He slaps Graham-asu, as a vein popped up on his head. Graham-asu cries for ten hours as his Senpai comforts him. "It'll be alright Graham-asu, Alex-otoko didn't mean to hit you so hard.." he says as he pats Yandere Grahams back. "I lost myself back there..." Graham-asu whimpers, as tears come down cheeky cheeks. Alex-otoko looked down at Graham-asu, mumbling his apology. "It's quite alright, Alex-otoko..." he yelled back at him, flailing his arms back and forth. Dave-tan walks in, in this awkward event, pausing, giving them horrified looks. "W-what going on?" He grumbles, in his totally deep voice, looking at the yandere sitting in front of him. "H-he did nothing wrong..." Damon-san replies, looking up at Dave-tan, who didn't look please. "WHAT DID HE DOOOO!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He screams, on the top of his lungs. Damon-san and the others move back a little, giving Dave-tan his space. "I'm sorry Dave-tan, I couldn't help but express my feelings towards Damon-san..." Graham-asu shamefully says, Dave-tan shaking his head. "Oh. Well. You better not do it again." He grumbles yet again, making Graham-asu and the rest flinch. Suddenly, a tall figure jumps down, staring daggers at the band members. Damon-san looks in shock, as the tall figure appears to be Jamie-kun!! "I am here to take Damon-san back to Wobble-realm!" He announces, as he points directly to the spooked Damon-san. Graham-asu hisses at Jamie-kun. "Over my flipping dead body Jamie-baka!" he pounces on Jamie-kun, clawing his face in, growling like a vicious dog, as Damon-san asks Graham-asu to stop at once, as the other two band members stand still, scared. Damon-san holds Graham-asu back, as Jamie-kun gets up, all bloody and awesome like. Jamie-kun brings out a bladed pencil, preparing to attack. "No! Stop! At! Once! Right! Now!" Damon-san whispers. Graham-asu holds a grudge, clenching his fists, and flailing at his shujin-stealer. "NO ONE CAN STEAL SENPAI FROM ME!!!" He exclaims. Jamie-kun smile mischievously, raising a brow. "You cannot stop ME, Graham-asu!!!" He gargles, preparing to jump Graham-asu as Damon-san strikes back, with his magical melodica, throwing Jamie-kun off. "NOOOOO!!!!" Jamie-kun yells, as he falls off the building, falling onto his arse. The band throws a party randomly, to celebrate Jamie-kun's defeat, having some coffee flavored Japanese soda pop. Graham-asu and Damon-san look at each other's eyes. "D-Damon-san..."Graham whispers timidly. Damon-san slaps his hand onto Graham-asu face. He kisses Graham-asu kissy lippy thingy for no reason at all, but you know that is Damon albarocvuint lives his life, okay? The end.