One Helluva Time

Spring Broken

Verosika: Anyways, meet my new bodyguard, Vortex. And unlike you, he actually does his job well.

Blitz: Hey! Get back here and move your car before I call Y/n down here to kick your asses! He's an Overlord, ya known!

Verosika: Ha! Yeah, right. Like you know an Overlord, Blitzo. Ta-ta fuck stain.

Blitz: Ugh, I wasted so much time on a bag of holes like her.

Loona: You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitz: Huh? Oh, yeah, her? Yeah, we dated.

Of course, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona were still in shock. Even asking how someone like Blitz could end up with a famous popstar. Given that Blitz is a pervert with no regard for privacy or personal space. Moxxie even asked if she was either blind or brain-dead when they dated. Of course, Blitz took offense to all that, claiming he doesn't have to explain himself. He even claimed that he doesn't pry into the others' personal lives. Of course, they all call him out on that since they know it's all bullshit. And let's just say that Millie's next question was definitely surprising.

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: What? It's a popstar! You want to know what sex with Michael Crawford is like.

Moxxie:.... Touche.

Blitz: Look, just drop it! Millie, find a temporary spot for the van. Moxxie, Loona, let's go handle this shit.

With that, Blitz tossed Millie the keys to the van for her to find another parking spot. As she did, the rest of I.M.P. made their way inside to get through the day. Knowing Blitz would no doubt be a pain in the ass until Verosika left after spring break. And Moxxie knew that Blitz was usually more annoying when he was like this. But what they didn't notice was another car pulling into the parking lot. One that happens to belong to a very familiar pair of Overlords. Once inside, the trio had started to make their way to the office. But Loona seemed to be a bit worried for the littlest reason.

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck, I did my makeup shitty today!

Blitz: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie. Like always.

Loona: Shut up, Da-- Ugh, Blitz!

Of course, Blitz was in awe that Loona almost called him: "dad." But she had caught herself and shoved past him before she finished. Then, she quickly pulled hand mirror to make sure she looked good. But while she was distracted, she accidentally bumped into Vortex. And when she saw who it was, Loona immediately froze as she started to blush. Once Blitz saw this, he immediately ran in between the two Hellhounds. Which caused Loona to jump back slightly before glaring at him again.

Blitz: Hi, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one on this one. Cheaper.

Blitz: Oh, come on!

Vortex: Sorry, man.

Blitz: Oh no you don't, bitch!

True to his word, Blitz saw that Vortex was right about Verosika. She had her studio set up on the first floor of the building. And to make matters worse, it was right across the hall from I.M.P's office too. So if Blitz wasn't pissed off before, then he definitely was now. And Loona couldn't help but blush slightly as she stared at Vortex. Though it had gone unnoticed by Blitz, who was to pissed at Verosika. Even trying to think of a way to get her to leave as soon as possible. Though Moxxie himself tried to be the voice of reason to calm Blitz down.