Dear Diary,
Ok, that's just boring. Dear diary this, dear dairy that, ughhh. Let's get this straight. My mom gave me this stupid diary so I could ' Write my feelings ' if I ever wrote my feelings down, I'd probably be considered the biggest loser at school. Yet, I'm only ten and know this.
School is like the one place where other kids become enemies, seriously people! If you want us to learn, do it yourself. Homeschool, don't be lazy.
Anyway, it was my birthday and my mom got me a diary instead of a phone, joy. My friends came over today Cory, and Taylor. I've known them since kindergarten, what could go wrong?
Cory is the kind of guy who has awkward situations when talking to a girl, Taylor is the kind of girl who will do anything to get out of doing homework. Then me, my name is Melanie or Mel for short. I don't know what kind of person I am yet, I'll have to figure it out.
-Melanie or Mel
YOU ARE READING
Watermelon's Diary?!
HumorMy evil clone stole my diary, this is gonna be interesting
