Rwby react to something

Is that an axe?

"Well... no crime fighting spree today i suppose. Except... BEHOLD! The papercut thrower!" said Ruby and pulled out another gun.

"This one scares me even more." wrote Neo.

"Why?" asked Blake.

"Death by a thousand paper cuts is not something i ever wanna try. Atleast the salt rock is only painfull or insta kill! That is prolonged torture! That has to be against the law! There has to be a law against that!" said Roman scared.

"There is no law against fighting criminals with aura and skin slicing paper triangles. And as long as they attack first i can use it. Don't worry blood and skin regrows! You know what they say. It is not a war crime if it is the first time." said Ruby exstatic with her fingers gliding over the trigger.

"Yes... delete the paper work. The paper should work." said Mr Shadow.

"No. No. There will be no one receiving the "death by a thousand cuts thing. And you stop trying to convince my daughter to lessen your paper work by "deleting" people. Now i will take the gun and lock it up so that you can't reach it." said Summer before locking it in a safe.

"Aw man." said Ruby and Mr Shadow with both wanting to see the gun in action. 

Meanwhile was a red coated shadow with a fedora and gloves was breaking into mentioned safe as if it held the cure to cancer. And Merlin helped that shadowry vampire.

The hulking bane like presence of absoluete batman was looking down on Joker while his face and upper body was covered in shadows.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked joker while he had to look up to the absolute batman in a way no normal man should normaly to someone of the same species.

"A good question considering that the one he normally fights is around a meter smaller and probable has around 50 kg of bones and muscletissue less." said Blake.

"Yeah. That has to come as the shock of the century for him now." said Jaune.

"Don't you recognize me joker? It is me. Batman." said Batman in his raspy voice while he was looking down at Joker.

"Oh Oum that sounds like he has been smoking fifteen packages of cigarretes per hour before downing a package of nails with acid for lunch." said Weiss.

"Yeah. No reverse smoking semblance for him." said Qrow while looking to Raven.

"I don't have that kind of semblance." said Raven.

"And you still have smoked atleast enough to kill half of vale and still sound better then most voice actors." said Qrow.

"The gods gift to remnant." said Raven.

"Yes?" asked every god close by. Even the composite goddesses.

"Not your gift!" shouted Raven.

"Meh. my gift to humanity would have been them being my servants." said Ishtar as she flew away with the rest.

"My gift would have had tighter suit. Either that or a latex bunny suit." said Zeus who was just here for a visit before he was dragged away by Romulus=Quirinius.

"Sure Jupiter. Sure. "Sigh" Why didn't we just sent him to Atlas again?" said Romulus=quirinius while dragging the god away.

"...Well atleast Yang doesn't have a sibling now since Raven met Zeus." said Knight as every god other then himself left the theatre..

"What the fuck?!" everyone said before the video continued.

"NO! No you are not! You are not batman you are batbrick! What in gods name happened to you?! You look like you ate Bane!" said Joker in shock because he was used to the more lean version of batman whose sihoullet couldn't hide a fridge.