A0T5.5 Clean House (Abridged)

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Editor's Note: ArQive contains names and words from the language of 9th Aion Yaanis Skaansk. The "LL" or "ll" digraph are pronounced as in Welsh. The letter "æ" is pronounced as the "a" in "act". The letter "þ" as the "th" in "thing". The letter "ð" as the "th" in "that". The digraph "kh" as the "ch" in "chabad". And the letter "j" is pronounced like the letter "y" in "yes". Double vowels (e.g.; "aa", "oo", etc.) are extended.

QSI-N_68403(vs).meme
Yaanis-5 Black Library Leak Incident

ArQive: QSI-N_68403(vs) Loaded...

ArQivist's Notes:

1. These memarqs recovered/recorded by [redacted] during Yaanis-5 BLL Containment Operations. For ArQive Overseers Only, by Special Authorisation from Central ArQive Council of Superintendents.

1.1 Access and review of these records is subject to Black Library Record Containment Guidelines and is authorised only under strict scrutiny. Any failure to follow protocol will result in immediate termination.

1.2 All accessing parties are to be logged into this ArQive's Associated Access Logs Folder according to guidelines and subjected to pre- and post-access psychological screenings by Soulstar Authorised Wanderthoughts.

1.3 Screenings are to be logged into this ArQive's Psych.Log Restricted Access Dump, and with ArQivist's Regional ArQive Overseer Council, and the Central ArQive Council of Superintendents.

2. Any ArQivists with lingering P-IPFI or other anomalous neurological imprints are to be sequestered pending full analysis of anomalous effects. If P-IPFIs cannot be purged by application of Antithymestics, ArQivists displaying Intransigent P-IPFI symptoms associated with this ArQive are to be terminated under Black Library Record Containment Guidelines, or as outlined below.

3. ArQivists who pass screening are to be administered Class-A0 Antithymestics by Soulstar Authorised Wanderthoughts following conclusion of operations. A subsequent screening to confirm memory purge is to be administered after Antithymestic treatment to confirm successful memory purge. ArQivists found with anomalous memory persistence are to be sequestered pending full analysis and treatment. If AMP remains following additional Antithymestic administration, ArQivist is to be terminated.

Warnings:

1. ArQive contains RAW .meme files. Use of Class-4 DVR-VSync Required.

2. Failure to use appropriately rated equipment will result in Permanent-Irreversible Personality Fragment Imprinting (P-IFPI).

3. ArQivists manifesting P-IFPIs associated with this ArQive are to be sequestered immediately pending analysis from Soulstar Wanderthoughts. Those manifesting symptoms of Severe P-IFPI are to be considered lost and terminated immediately.

4. Any ArQivists terminated due to Severe P-IFPI are to have their remains atomised and scattered over not less than 1 cubic parsec of interstellar space by Autonomous Specialised Containment Vehicle (See ASCV Guide for details). ASCV is then to be disposed of in the nearest black hole. An OmniAudit of the ArQivist is also to be performed. If corrupted materials are found, they are to be immediately disposed of following the protocols outlined above. These protocols supersede BLRCG Handbook Protocols (Exception E11).

5. Any breach of protocols will result in the ArQivist's immediate termination as well as Full Site Audit by The Central ArQive Breach Containment Unit. It is recommended that a full review of the BLRCG Handbook is undertaken prior to continuing.

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