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*Ron Weasley, Hermione Weasley, Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, 200 more characters and 999934329999999999911081016353420101 Fangirls have logged on*
Ron Weasley: HER-!!!
Ginny Potter : Ron NOOOOO!!!
Ron Weasley : -MIONE!!!
Hermione Weasley: Grrrrrrr WHAT IS IT?
Ron Weasley : Ermmmmm Nothing?
Hermione Weasley : THEN WHY THE F***ING HELL DID YOU YELL FOR ME? MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT ********* YOU LITTLE ******* ****.
Ginny Potter : You know nothing Ron Weasley (#gameofthrones qoute )
Hermione Weasley : huraaaaahscsauagcuisasvsdiugcgeda GIRL FLU
Ron Weasley : Gin why is Hermione Grumpy? And what's girl flu?
Ginny Potter : Ummmm its her ah 'Time of the month' Ron
Ron Weasley : Huh? Is she a werewolf now?
Remus Lupin : If I was not already dead I would shoot myself -__-
Bellatrix Lestrage : I can help you there...filthy werewolf scum
Don't-Call-Me-Nymphadora-B!tchs : Aunt Bella shut up and Log out or I will ava da kadavra yo ass
*Bellatrix Lestrage has Logged out*
Remus Lupin : Nymphadora Dear Why is you facebook name not Nymphadora Tonks/Lupin ?
Dont-Call-Me-Nymphadora-B!tchs : So **** And ******* and ***** Like yo don't call me Nymphadora.
Sarcastic Silent Cat : Yo so sassy and you know it.
Harry Potter : Moving on 0___0. Godrick Ron Even I know what she means.
Ginny Potter : Not Helping Harry, *Facepalm* It's Her Monthly Flow Ronald.
Ron Weasley : Wat?
Ginny Potter : Her Aunt flow is coming to stay for the week.
Ron Weasley : Whats the problem with her Auntie? Is she like Muriel?
Ginny Potter : No Ron it's a code red a Code f**king RED...... DO YOU KNOW WHATS RED ? IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HUMANS NEED TO SURVIVE YOU LITTLE PUNK THATS WHATS RED!
Ron Weasley : I Still don't understand.
Fred Weasley : Have a quess Ron, Wow us with your intellect
Severus Snape : Do you know What 'Intellect' means boy?
Fred Weasley : Nope......
Ron Weasley : *Is thinking very, very, very, very, very (Multiply Very by infinity) hard* Ummmm is it hmm? Nah.. what about? No no no.... Aha It's Bacon!
Ginny Weasley : Ron, Take this very personally You are a f**king idiot, Hermione I am afraid that we shall simply have to Spell it out very p-
Ron Weasley : I STILL DO NOT GET IT TELL ME ALREADY!!!
Hermione Weasley : SHE MEANS THAT MY BODY IS PUNISHING ME FOR NOT BEING PREGNENT!!!!!!!!!
Everyone : 0_0!
Sirius Black : And that's My cue to leave. #ItJustgotweird
*Sirius Black has logged out*
Ron Weasley : 0_0 Ohhh I see, I'll be Over with some chocolate ASAP.
Hermione Weasley and Ginny Potter : CHOCOLATE!!!
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Helloooo! no I have not died! I just not been on Wattpat a lot, Very busy Etc. Anway watcha think? I just wanted to do a short one. Anyhow I have a songs + parodys Book up So please read it Byee blue cupcake!
I just fixed somethings with the chapter and made it longer Enjoy!
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Harry Potter Face book chats
RandomBreaking news! Albus Dumbledore has manged to make the dead and the living Harry Potter characters meet up in these all new Facebook chats! Enter if you dare Warning contains some (censored) swear words, spoilers and a whole lot of stupidity. Really...
