Solangelo in a nutshell

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Will: Marry me

Nico: In a platonic way?

Will: No-

Nico: In a spiritual way?

Will: What does that even-

Nico: In a theoretical way?

Will: What-

Nico: In a schelligian way?

Will: That's not even a real word-

Nico: Wait- you want to marry me romantically?

Will *who has been on one knee for nearly half an hour*: Yes, Nico. Romantically

. . . 

Nico: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.

Will: Because you're sweet and funny.

Nico: My father says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

. . . 

Nico: My doctor says I only have a few hours to live.

Hazel: Woah - what?! Are you sick?!?

Nico: No, I just really pissed him off.

Will *in the distance somewhere*: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

. . . 

Nico: Will, I need you to help me get rid of a body

Will *in his diary*: Dear Diary, today Nico asked me on a date.

. . . 

Nico: We're getting married in two months.

Will: Were you going to ask first?

Nico: No.

. . . 

Nico: I feel like doing something stupid

Will: I'm something stupid, do me.

Nico *stares at Will, blushing*: ...

Will: ... did I say that out loud?