Transformers & RWBY React to Jaune Autobot

Chapter 2

Hound: Got that right. Humans, a bunch of backstabbing weasels. Let's hope this planet isn't the same or else we blast them to pieces.

Drift: Hound, find your inner compass. Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation.

Hound: What the hell are you saying?

Drift: It's a Haiku.

"And a good one" Ozpin said

Hound: Cut the crap, before I drop a grenade down your throat.

He grabs Drift by the throat and pulls him forward towards his face, while having a grenade on his hand. Drift smacks Hound's hand off of him, then aims both his swords at Hound's throat and chest.

Drift: Try it, you'll be dead.

Hound: Please pull it. Please do it.

Bumblebee is fed up with the arguing since this has been happening when they were back on Earth. He plays the radio on his Voice Box to say what he wants to say.

Bumblebee: You know what, it'll save us so much time.

While the Autobots were bickering with each other. Optimus went up to Ratchet to get a detailed report on what he found in the Ark.

Optimus: Ratchet, give me a full report on the Ark as well as the Autobots present on this Ship.

Ratchet: Of course, Optimus. I did a full systems check and found all systems in the Ship to be normal and fully operational. The Computer System in the Ark, known as Teletraan I has proven to be very useful in helping me with this endeavor.

As he said Teletraan I's name, a screen opens up and a terminal transforms a bit, indicating he has been activated.

Teletraan I: Greetings, Optimus Prime. Teletraan I is at your service.

"Damn, they even have their own Sentient A.I?" Coco asked

"Yea, it's better than what Atlas has, all their A.I's are trash" Qrow said

"Except for Penny, she's amazing and a great friend" Ruby said

Penny smiled brightly at her first friend as Pietro was happy that Penny has a friend who cares a lot about her.

Optimus: I see. At the very least, we have a sentient computer system that can assist us in operations on this planet.

Ratchet: Indeed, although some of us prefer we leave this planet and head back to Cybertron. If we can even find it in the map.

For some reason, Optimus didn't like that decision but ignored the thought.

"And knowing about your origins Optimus, it made sense" Wheeljack said

"Yes, but it would be selfish of me to think that while everyone else wanted to go home" Optimus said

"We would have understood your reasoning, and if anything were to happen, you'd have me to support you" Elita-1 said

Optimus nodded "Thank you, Elita" He said

Ratchet: As for the Autobots on this Ship, we are still doing a head count on who's here. You will be able to recognize majority of the Autobots that have arrived on Earth and sadly perished by the hand of the Decepticons and the humans.

Ratchet said humans with pure disdain and disgust.

Ratchet: The weapons system in the Ark are also fully operational and it's ammunition is up to it's maximum capacity. It's enough to defend the Ark for a very long time.