°•~Invader Zim X Reader~•°

The Worst Monday Ever

"Beep! Beep! Beep!" Your annoying alarm clock goes off. You lay there in silence for a bit. "BEEP! BEEP!" You slam your clenched fist on the alarm clock and it falls to the ground. You get up out of bed and pick the alarm clock up. Some of it's f/c paint chipped off but it'll be fine. You let out a sigh. Not a sigh of relief, but a sigh of annoyance. It was Monday. The worst day of the week.
You made your way downstairs and had a piece of toast with some jelly on it this time. (Instead of just plain toast) When you got done with the crunchy piece of bread you made your way to the restroom. 

As you brushed your teeth you thought about Zim. "I wonder who he has a crush on..." You thought. A part of you felt sad thinking about the question because there was a chance that it wasn't you. "I mean I don't really care, since I don't like him in that way. I would NOT be disappointed if it wasn't me." You thought. You were obviously in denial.

You walked outside of your house and looked around, searching for Dib. You then saw he was walking to school with his sister, and without you. You felt really bad for ruining his plan to get all the kids to see Zim was an alien, but you couldn't help but feel bad for Zim. Plus, so far, Zim was really-well for the most part, nice to you. 

You turned your head to look at Zim's house and as if on cue, he burst through the door saying "GIR IF YOU MAKE A MESS WITH YOUR SOAP WAFFLES-" Zim shut the door when he saw you and waved to you. You walked up to him and he cleared his throat. "Hello Y/N-Human!" He said with a wide smile. 

"Hi Zim-Alien!" His eyes got wide with terror. 

"ME? AN ALIEN?! NO! I AM A HUMAN-" You cut him off 

"I'm just kidding Zim! You're so human!" He smiled, crossed his arms and nodded.

When you got to skool you and Zim were laughing about how humans come up with crazy things about aliens. "Yeah not even the Vortians on Vort would WANT to live on Earth!" Zim laughed. You laughed too but then you slowly turned your head to face him. 

"I'm sorry, what?" You asked. Zim began fidgeting with his hands. 

"Erm, nothing." Zim said. You blinked a few times. 

"But you-" You began 

"Nuh uh!" Zim said interrupting you.

 You rolled your eyes. "Whatever" you muttered. Zim grinned again and you began smiling too. Vortians? That's actually kinda funny. You guys began laughing again.
When you arrived at the classroom only two people were there. Dib, your best friend(?), and Torque, infamous school bully. Yikes. Imagine a room with a dorky paranormal investigator, an alien, a school bully, and a girl with like 2 friends. Not exactly the best group of kids. Torque laughed when he saw you two walk in the room. "And just when I thought the room couldn't get dorkier!" Torque said, thinking he was so awesome and funny. 

"Filthy Torque-Human, dorkier isn't even a real word!" Zim said, crossing his arms. You got nervous. Oh gosh, now Zim was in trouble. "Okay whatever, freak!" Torque grinned. You clenched your fists and bared your teeth. You were so mad. 

"Torque you think just because he looks a little different he's a freak?" You asked. 

Torque hummed in thought. "Yes." He replied blankly. He then began to laugh.

You then heard someone growling. You turned around and saw Ms. Bitters standing there. This day just couldn't get any worse. "What is GOING ON HERE?" Ms. Bitters asked. 

"Uhm-" Dib began. 

Torque interrupted him "THEY ARE BEING POOPY HEADS!" 

Ms. Bitters growled a bit but decided it wasn't worth it. "These darn kids" she mumbled. You were sure you could hear some cuss words under her breath. You then began to start laughing. He said we are being "poopy heads" That's just childish.