1 New Message || Larry Fanfic - Wattys2015 (Boyxboy)

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|| AUTHORS NOTE ||

Yo!! What it do llamas!?

Here's the first official chapter of '1 New Message'

Enjoy you little shits 😂💋

I'm saying it out of love

Goals: 5-7 reads

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Unknown: KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE!!

Asshole: Louis, Harry, Harry, Louis, u guys can thank me later 😉

Asshole has left the conversation

Me: Niall? Did u leave me?

Unknown: HI!! I'm Sasha.. Sasha Fierce!!

Me: well nice to meet u 'Sasha'

Unknown: I'm just Kidding, they really call me Louis 'big dick' Tommo

Me: and by 'They' you really mean yourself, right?

Unknown: haha very funny....note my sarcasm Harold 😌

Me: Harold? It's just Harry
😐😐

Unknown: r u that awesome guy Niall was talking about?

Unknown: cuz ur not that awesome tbh

Me: Hey! I'll have u kno that there r lots of people that would kill to be next to me

Sassy Fucker: and by lots of people u mean ur mom, right? 😂

Me: Hey that's my line!!

Sassy Fucker: don't hate tha playaah hate tha game!! *drops mic*

Me: I hate u 😑😒

Sassy Fucker: and I low key wanna suck ur dick

Me: Ur such a fuckboy 😒

Fuckboy: and ur such a fruit loop 😏☺️

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Me: I fucking hate u Niall James Horan!!

Asshole: why? What'd I do?

Asshole: LOOK HARRY I LEARNED HOW TO DO THE QUESTION MARKS ¿¿¿

Me: NIALL SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN QUESTION MARKS!!

Asshole: 😐😐😐

Me: I hate Louis

Asshole: aw...well I'm sure u guys will work it out

Me: NO! We won't....he reminds me of that little shit Zayn u introduced me to last week

Asshole: what do u mean?
I thought u and Zayn really hit it off

Me: Niall, Zayn told me I looked like a sloth, a fucking SLOTH!! And it wasn't just that he told me my dick was small!! It's not Niall!! It's very big!! 😭😭😭

Asshole: I kno Haz, I'm sure it is

Me: ur a good friend but, a terrible match maker

Asshole: That's a lie!! I have great match making skills

Me: who told u that?

Worst matchmaker ever: my mother!! And my brother...after all I did set him up with Denise and they're happily married.

Me: yeah but, u set them up unintentionally that doesn't count

Worst matchmaker ever: that's not true!! It was totally on purpose!!

Me: Niall, bringing ur brother to the wrong dentist office doesn't count...its not like u knew she was gonna be there

Worst matchmaker ever: whatever Harry!! Ur just jealous of my talent!! But that's okay I don't love u any less

Me: still praying for u....

Worst matchmaker ever: *cough* *cough* jealous *cough*

Me: I'm tired...I'm gonna hit the hay....peace out home skillet biscuit
✌🏼️🐼😎

Home skillet biscuit: ew! U know I hate when u call me that...and what's up with the panda emoji?

Me: I use it cause I like Panda Express 🐼🍜

Panda hater: ur a weirdo....night Harry!! 🍗😋

Me: KFC huh?

Kernel Sanders: yep!!

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Dudes I'm so sorry!! That chapter sucked dog balls!! But this is only my second fanfic so cut me some slack!! I promise I can make up for it!! And there wasn't that much Larry action which I'm also sorry for...but, it'll get more Larry-er in the next few chapters!! Oh don't forget to share this book with friends..and vote, comment, and yeah....

Love you little shits 😎🍗🐼

- Kernel Sanders

P.S. It's finger. Licking. Good!

P.P.S. That's what she said 😂😂

P.P.P.S. I might get sued for using the slogan for KFC #copyrightinfringement

PEACE OUT FOR REALSIES HOME SKILLET BISCUITS!!!