Pseudosingularity: Multilayered Fantasy Fantasma Layer 2+3

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"Yeah i think i would also prefer a tunic then." said Blake who was familar with hot and humid temperatures from her childhood on menagery. 

"What was closest you could get him in that wasn't a tunic or made by Ms Crane?" asked Qrow. "Well, he does like the kilts." said Knight. "So it is not about the whole "once pants were barbarism" part but more about the fact that he doesn't like pants outside of a few exceptions?" asked Weiss confused on why the god of rome would be so picky. "Yep." said Ruby who had to admit that the god of rome was right in someways.

(fun fact: The typical pants as we know today only gained a limited popularity during the later part of the roman empire because of their heavy association with non Roman cultures, which makes pants seem like something only fit for barbarians or enemies. 

The roman name for the pants we know today is braccae. 

The popularity of the braccae were, by the conservative parties of the last remaining bits of the roman empire, considered as "decaying of roman culture". Naturally the pants were also worn in the colder parts of the empire like parts of germania, britannia, Caledonnia(scotland) and so on while the actual birth place of romans was maybe a bit to warm for it. But hey never sweaty balls with tunic. Or atleast better ventilation.)

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"Aaaaargh!" shouted Heracles. "Yes. Yes. We know. The town is shit." said Cas cu while trying to look civil. As civil as one can be atleast while wearing a hawaii shirt bright enough to blind a hippy and black pants. 

"Where are we actually?" asked Lancelot who was wearing a skin tight white shirt, which accentuated his well build body, black pants and a black jacket. 

"I would say... somewhere in the boonies." said Knight while pointing at the forrests, the river and the lake which surrounds the tiny town. The houses were either wall or are having a dozen meter in between while the constant cloudy sky certainly didn't help with making the half rotten buildings look good.

"That town looks like shit." said Yang. "Yep." Ruby said. "And why does Cu Chullain wear something that bright! I swear you can go blind if you look to long at it. Actually all Cu chullains seem to love those bright neon colored hawaii shirts!" said Roman while Neo was holding up a sign which said "i am blind". 

"Probably because the lack of color when they were alive." said Knight. "But that is no excuse to simply blind everyone!" shouted Roman. "Absolutely. Right Winter." said Weiss. "...Yes." said Winter while she was already holding Qrow in a chokehold.

"Dear Oum. Please let there be grimm." prayed Ruby to not go insane. She wore her cape and under it normal clothing while crescent rose was in a guitar case. "Why would you pray for something scary like that?" asked Orpheus. "Because it is either that or this with plot devices filled story moment." said Ruby. "I see." said Orpheus.

"I have to admit. There are quite a few plot devices in the story. But it is still a good story." said Glynda. "To generic in my opinion." said Ruby. "But i really would have loved to be there, wouldn't it be for the fact that i would meet him the moment i rayshift." said Glynda while pointing to Mr Shadow. "Yeah no good idea then." said Qrow.

"So... You said that we are probably at the moment before their last potential "kiss of true love". So why didn't they do it?" asked Gudako. 

"Apparently there was a cult in the school who was planning on summoning demons and a vampire clan who was planning to drain all participents of the school dance of their blood after they hypnotised the students and turned the teachers." said Ruby. "And let me guess. The female lead has something to do with all three of the factions." said Gudako who was tempted to just put on.

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