Rwby react to something

Pseudosingularity: Multilayered Fantasy Fantasma Layer 2+3

"First. Apparently your father Apollo does it from what i heared. That randomly saying poetry i mean. Second. That is so edgy." said Raven. "I really liked that part." said Glynda. "It was nice at first, until you realise he does that for three days straight! Every day the same bloody thing with him! Wake up. Go to school! Pull some emo poetry thing! Eat his somehow vegan brain sandwitch abomination! Pull some emo shit again! Do an almost kiss and then go home and sleep for an hour while looking like he is straight out of Blakes filth manga! And that on repeat three times a day, four times at night and that for three days!" said Ruby angry.

"You sound angry Ms Rose. The fact that you remember it means that the observation was well done. It is a fact that while tedious and annoying they are frankly neccessary" said Ozpin. "And there is also the fact that i will shoot someone in the head if i ever get to observe someone that annoying for three days who constantly spouts that poetry!" said Ruby while loading the Jackal, that she got on her birthday, before pointing the giant black pistol at Ozpin.

"Ok." said Ozpin once he looked down the barrel of her gun. That was enough for Ruby to put the pistol away.

"Who else is willing to just go down there and smash their heads together and hope for the best?" said Cas cu. "It has to be true loves first kiss to get us out of this nightmare Caster. And as much as i wish that we could do that, it could only jepordize the mission." said Lancelot while he watched someone with his magical binoculars. 

"Please put your eyes on the target lancelot." said Mash after noticing that Lancelot was looking in a completely different direction. He was actually looking at the hot married teacher which was his only solace in this cold days after Ruby ripped apart his Summer Rose body pillow in the first night. Luckily he bunkered a inflatable Raven branwen body pillow without her knowledge.

"And i am happy that she did because that is simply creepy." said Yang. "Absolutely." said Summer. "Who sells those thing actually?" said Raven creeped out.

( a few dozen floors above them)

"Hey. Want a body pillow? The hole is already there. It is equipied with the best technology can offer." said Kiara the beast which embodies lust. She and Merlin created those body pillows for a) extra cash since their pay got docked for multiple reasons, b) fun and c) Kiara wanted to try and corrupt the people in chaldea.

"For gods sake Kiara. I am a priest so no such thing for me. And if King Hassan finds out you are..." began Shiro Tokisada Amakusa only to stop once he saw what was behind her. "Hey, what is... he is... he is behind me, isn't he?" asked Kiara. 

"Thou art correct, beast which will soon hear the bells toll. And don't worry. Thou shall not be alone for your companion in this unholy endeavor shall meet with you soon. Now hear the evening bell which toll thy name." said King Hassan while raising his sword. 

"Shiiiit!" shouted Kiara scared and took off running.

(back in the studio)

"We shall never know." said Knight. "And i hope that gets taken care of quick. I don't want to see a Yang version of this." said Ruby disgusted. "Absoulutely. Such a degenerousy shouldn't be allowed." said Weiss. "Absolutely." said Yang. 

"Yeah. That would be... bad." said Blake with a slight red face while thinking that she should check their room just incase a package arrived.

"Aaaargh." shouted Heracles while nursing a headache. The berserker felt as if his insanity is almost  strong enough to do a one eighty and would turn back to sanity if he stays any longer.

"Yeah Yeah. I will pay this time for the food in the singularity. But only if lancelot doesn't cook again. I don't want to find any "king arthur" approved rations in my food. The last time this happened it was filled with all kind of nonsense. That and half raw chicken." said Knight. "Deal." said Lancelot while Heracles roared happy.