Pseudosingularity: Multilayered Fantasy Fantasma Layer 2+3

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"And you pulled that through for three days straight! You all got cock blocked from the final for three days! Daaaaamn!" said Yang. "Well with the five minute call to chaldea we got we were basicly instructed to observe for three days at first. Three days where we shouted "Kiss already!". You have now idea how much i had to rip myself together to not blow up his head like a bottle during target practice." said Ruby. "Come on. Sure observation can be kinda boring but it couldn't have been that bad." said Winter.

"Oh really. If it had just been rain, dirt, the occasional thunderstorm and boars trying to piss on our tent then yes, it wouldn't have been that bad. The problems is it got even worse." said Ruby. "How worse?" asked Blake. "Imagine you getting trash poetry everytime that person opened his mouth." said Ruby. "It can't be that bad." said Yang. "I really liked it." said Glynda. "I wished he would die again." said Ruby.

They have been observing them for three days by now with Romulus=Quirinius and CasCu being on observation duty to gather intel. They even basicly put up a magical tv now thanks to cas cu where they could scream their frustrations out. And in these three days they have shouted "kiss already" more times then they could count. Even if they only got sight and no sound.

During the brief transmission to novum chaldea they have been instructed to gather for something like this infos for atleast three days before they act. And, even if they didn't want to at first, they agreed which ended in this situation

"You have it nice. You can't read lips. Like seriously. Which normal person answers in poems and gets even the chicks. Or how he glitters with every step. He like a fairy which drank her ass of on whiskey and glitter and is now shining and glittering everywhere. I swear half of those high school kids are brain amputated." said Knight who cringes away when ever the male lead opens his mouth and he sees it through his binoculars.

"That guy glittered?" asked Jaune confused. "Why did he glitter? As far as i know zombies don't glitter?" asked Weiss. "How should i know? Author prefference? Some sick person trying to make our life miserable because everyone was distracted by it." said Ruby. "You were all distracted by glitter?" asked Blake confused. 

"I have to admit we may or may not have lost sight of him because of that if the other didn't have their eyes on them." said Knight emberassed. "... That is a joke, right? Knight i can understand because he is more animalistic but you Ruby?" asked Blake concerned. 

Ruby and Knight grew red. "I thought the reflections were grimm bones." said Ruby emberassed while looking away. "Oh oum it is true." said Blake shocked. 

"Now i understand what Ms Chase meant with the statement that those with Divinity in them are hyperactive in most cases." said Glynda. "Indeed. While on the battlefield it is a usefull trait it is somewhat difficult in the daily life." said Ozpin.

"But outside of that that can't be the only reason why you are so annoyed by him." said Raven while ignoring the glitter problem. "He uses haikus to answer questions." said Ruby. "You mean that mistraly poetry thing." said Summer confused. "Yes. That thing." said Ruby disgrunteled.

"It doesn't matter because you say what he is talking! Something we too never wished to hear! That is not rome!" said Romulus=Quirinius angry. "I do that so that i am not the only one suffering." said Knight. "Please stop. Please just stop saying what he is saying. I don't want to hear more of these perversions of literature." said Mash who is also wishing to banish the things that the zombie said out of her head. 

"That zombie is an insult to literature. Seriously. Who answers with "I want to sleep in. The bed was so peacefull. Live is darkness." to the question "How are you?". Better question. Which sane individual just randomly says haikus somewhere." said Orpheus.

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