Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Rivals

Had an idea for a chapter so here it is! (Wow, even I'm surprised at myself for updating so quickly.) And omg I just LOVE reading the comments you guys leave; they're so funny XD

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Ogiwara Shigehiro to Kuroko Tetsuya: It was so awesome meeting you again!!! Let's hang out sometime soon, okay? Can't wait to catch up with ya! :D

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Kuroko Tetsuya Yes, indeed! I can't wait either! :)

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Ogiwara Shigehiro Perfect! Maji Burger?

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Kise Ryouta OHMAGERD KUROKOCCHI USED A SMILEY FACE. AND AN EXCLAMATION MARK. TWO EXCLAMATION MARKS. NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. MY HEART ISN'T READY FOR THIS. ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)

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Aomine Daiki Tetsu, what's the meaning of this?! How could you be all smiley when talking to this little fry but all poker-face when talking to us?!

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Kagami Taiga EXACTLY!!! And I'm the light to your shadow!!!

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Aomine Daiki Go away Kagami. Your light is too dim.

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Kagami Taiga HELLO? Your head is too dim. WE ENTERED THE DIRECT DRIVE ZONE TOGETHER. And what did you enter? The friendzone. Now go away.

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Kise Ryouta Kurokocchi said that he considers me his rival!!! You guys don't have that honor!!! (≧ヘ≦ )

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Murasakibara Atsushi Hmmm... I'm not a big fan of Kuro-chin, but only I can crush him~

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Akashi Seijuro I see we have yet another rival for Tetsuya's attention. Bring it on.

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Kise Ryouta AKASHICCHI?? Why are you back to Bokushi again? (」゜ロ゜)」

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Akashi Seijuro Desperate times call for desperate measures, Ryouta. And all of you have nothing on me. I was the one who discovered Tetsuya's talent and nurtured him into the brightly shining diamond he is today.

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Aomine Daiki Huuuuh?! I was the one who introduced him to you in the first place! You must be kissing me, Akashi!

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Akashi Seijuro Please do not put that disgusting image in my mind. I have no desire to go near those rubbery suckers of yours.

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Aomine Daiki WTF?? They're not rubbery!!! They're as luscious and smooth as Horikita Mai-chan's butt! And damn it, I meant KIDDING. Ew, like hell I would ever want to kiss you. You don't have boobs.

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Takao Kazunari Hey, Shin-chan, don't you wanna join this exciting episode of The Bachelor (or probably Bachelorette), starring Kuroko Tetsuya? :D

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Midorima Shintaro Please leave me out of this disturbing conversation.

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Kagami Taiga ALL OF YOU GoM ARE HISTORY. Go where you belong, in the dustbin of history! I'm Kuroko's present!

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Midorima Shintaro I must say I'm impressed by Kagami's quoting of Leon Trotsky. It's good to see that you actually study. Though I do not appreciate being condemned into a dustbin. I REFUSE TO BE LABELED A PIECE OF RUBBISH BY THIS BAKAGAMI.

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Takao Kazunari Currently, seven contestants are in the running! Who- among Ogiwara Shigehiro, Kise Ryouta, Aomine Daiki, Kagami Taiga, Murasakibara Atsushi, Akashi Seijuro and Midorima Shintaro- will emerge the victor, the one who will capture Kuroko Tetsuya?! Stay tuned to find out!

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Akashi Seijuro I am absolute. I will not lose this battle.

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Aomine Daiki You have already replaced Tetsu with your "new model", so go away!

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Kise Ryouta Aominecchi is just an expired lightbulb!! Go away!! ヾ(｡｀Д'｡)ﾉ┌┛

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Kagami Taiga I CAN'T TAKE THIS LYING DOWN! LET'S GO CRASH MAJI BURGER.

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Kuroko Tetsuya .........................

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Murasakibara Atsushi You're here, Kuro-chin~~ So, what's the verdict? Who's your favorite here~?

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Kuroko Tetsuya ....................

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Akashi Seijuro I understand, Tetsuya. That you are overwhelmed with our affection towards you.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Actually, I am overwhelmed with your... lack of common sense, everyone.

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Takao Kazunari You mean stupidity. XD

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Ogiwara Shigehiro How did this post turn into a battlefield?!! :O

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Kuroko Tetsuya Don't worry, Ogiwara-kun. Let's just talk in PM. :)

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Kuroko Tetsuya And please don't destroy Maji Burger, everyone. I don't know what I will be forced to do to you if my source of vanilla milkshake is threatened as a result. No one comes between me and my vanilla milkshake, or there will be unthinkable consequences.

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Takao Kazunari AAAAND PLOT TWIST: An unexpected, absurdly strong rival appears, and wins! Behold the champion, Vanilla Milkshake!

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