Rwby react to something

Pseudosingularity: Multilayered fantasy Fantasma Layer 5

"well. Death is there atleast." said Weiss.

"Yeah. That is something. He will probably also be there on your wedding because i doubt that he would leave Ruby any time soon. Especially considering that he followed in a realm of existence where the air is basicly acid for him. Hopefully you like to wear black on your wedding." said Yang with a bit of laughter.

"Wouldn't he then also be on your wedding? Because i will definitly attending it." asked Ruby.

"Preparing "The rains of Castamere" protocoll for emergencies. Please wear red incase of a white fang attack because the company of "Death and Co" won't come up with the washing bills. Said attack will be taken care off by Mercenaries. Deadpool and other mercenaries has been booked. Body disposal has been prepared. Song choice has been made. Mercy is not an option that i have planned for them to have." said Mr Shadow.

"Why do i feel like i should be scared?" asked Yang.

"I don't know." said Blake while she made a notice to google "Rains of castamere" later on.

"You have a company?" asked Ruby.

"I have to organise death gods, underworld lords, other concepts, demons, angels, grimm reapers and so on somehow after all because i rarely take any physical form. And the most efficent way is to sent emails, carrier pigeons, or dissapointed emojies. One have to go with the times after all for most efficent information transmission." said Mr Shadow.

"Fair." said Ruby while she giggled at the thought of Death communicating with his workers through emojies.

"Very funny. Just because i am borderline powerless and have to switch to the reserve batteries, while simultaneously shutting down some logic circuits to preserve energy here doesn't mean i cannot seriously hurt you." said Mr Shadow before he jumped from Knights hand took his place on Ruby's head.

"well the situation is apparently worse." said Ruby shocked with how bad it really was.

"Considering that death is simply non existent there it does make sense that he is bit... weaker." said Blake

"And considering that bathing in an pond that grants immortality and eternal youth is also not exactly "death friendly." said Weiss.

He then looked up from his position.

"... Your shoes suck." said Mr Shadow trying to hurt him. But it only caused Knight to pull up an eye brow.

They all looked at Mr Shadow.

"I had no access to any external sources at that point." said Mr Shadow.

"Older then life itself and that is the first thing you think off. Pityfull." said Weiss.

"Activating sass subroutine based on character individual Perseus Jackson. Sass mode activated." said Mr Shadow.

"Oh oh." said Blake and Yang concerned.

"Oh i am sorry weiss queen. It is not like i have multiple trillions of petabytes of data stored up on external servers through out all of reality with multiple backups to keep the main proccessor unit running smoothly compared to your primitive biological 3 dimensional underdeveloped monkey brain which in your case doesn't even need a hard drive clean with how smooth it is. Oh wait. I have. And i have done that before your primitive anchestor learned to poop on the floor. Talk to me again once you have the processing unit that is actually worth something." said Mr Shadow which caused Weiss to be shocked silent.

"Has she just been sassed by death itself? And insulted?" asked Blake with wide eyes.

"Yes he has! See. I knew the sass mode would help at some point. My suggestion is awesome." said Ruby happy.