"Love yes. Mating proccess out in the open is only a later viable option. Is protocol "Bonk" neccesary?" said Mr Shadow before raising the shovel. The war shovel.
"Ehm... Yes? I think." said Ruby while pushing Weiss of her chest.
"Executting bonk." said Mr Shadow before hitting everyone with the shovel.
"Oooooooowwwwww." said Blake, Yang and Weiss as they came back to their senses after regaining conciousness
"Are you ok?" asked Ruby.
"ehm." the three set before seeing Mr Shadow with three shovels, which had their name on it, behind Ruby. Literaly infact, for the shovels have Weiss, Blake and Yang engraved in the cold hard metal. He then LOADED the shovels with shotgun shells.
"Oh yes. We are totally fine! Absolutely!" said Yang, Blake and Weiss.
"protocol executed with 100% efficentcy." said Mr Shadow.
"Thank you." said Ruby.
"Your welcome." said Mr Shadow.
"You can stop playing Orpheus." said Knight before spitting into his right hand and giving out slaps with enough strengh that the earth shook, that were also coated with anti magic flames. Some just needed one while Romulus Quirinius needed 15. To wake Gudako up he simply waved Saint Quartz underneath her nose to which she almost immeadetly responded with a golum like behaviour.
"Sorry. ... Are the slaps neccessary?" asked Orpheus small as he stopped playing his passionate love song, number one in the humping category, which he played because he was bored.
"... How about we all forget what just happened?" asked Weiss.
"Agreed." said everyone.
"Do you want to kiss them?! I don't! And i don't love them in a "True love" way! I don't swing like that. Hot chicks with big boobs and six pack all the way here! And the kiss spell needed "True love" and all that overhyped skebang. I only know that spell because of a friend. So anti magic slaps it is." said Knight before slapping Lancelot left and right as Cas Cu was waking up.
"Uggggggh! I had a nightmare where i was drowning in Medbs... Uuuuurrrrrgh. It was horrible." said CasCu with a hand imprint on his cheek.
"Well it could be worse." said Ruby.
"Yeah. You could still be in that nightmare." said Blake.
"Could be worse. You could be... him" began Knight before he saw a little black blop drifting around on the surface. Steaming violently and feeling terrible.
"Are you... steaming?" asked Weiss confused.
"The waters of eternal youth are not a fitting place for death to bath." said Mr Shadow.
"Wait... does that mean Ruby is now eternally 17?" asked Weiss concerned.
"No major after effects were sustained by Ruby Rose in that bath. Analysis resulted that the lake was merely a solution made out of the real waters of eternal youth and sweet water from a different lake located on remnants surface in Atlas. The only after effects it did that biologicly speaking she has now a 0,000005% faster healing process and de aged you by 5 days and 26 seconds." said Mr Shadow.
"So almost nothing." said Ruby while she is relieved that she did not turn into a toddler when she fell into the water.
"Positive." said Mr Shadow.
Knight walked towards it and picked it up.
"I don't think the waters of eternal youth are a good bath for you." said Knight while he carried him to the still sleeping Ruby.
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