Rwby react to something

Pseudosingularity: Multilayered fantasy Fantasma Layer 5

"Wait. That thing is not made for humans?" asked Yang.

"He can swing around a mountain sized sword if he wants too. Hell. I have seen Lancelot pick up a literal tank at one point. And he is more on the medium range of servants in terms of strengh. I am certain that if he were to stop pulling his punches then he would cleanly rip someones head off with that slap." said Weiss.

"So... no slap awakening for Ruby?" asked Yang.

"Yes. For multiple reasons yes." said Blake while Ruby doesn't want to imagine what would happen to her head if she got that type of wake up call.

"You mean the princess wake up?" asked Mash.

"princess... oooooooh. It is that the fairy tale thing where true loves kiss can wake people up." said Ruby.

"Well... that has to be the most fitting way to wake person up in this case i think considering that most of these layers are build on the basis of books apparently." said Blake.

"Yeah. if Weiss were there she would have definitly used this opportunity to make her move." said Yang.

"You... you dunce! The insolence! I would not..." began Weiss with a red face while stammering her words.

"Your body temperature has risen significantly while you have also an accelerated heart beat. But this time your breathing also got heavier. Are now mating protocols happening that the celts are talking about? Should i leave the room?" asked Mr Shadow.

"NO!" shouted Ruby while Weiss fell out of her seat.

"Mating protocolls is certainly one way to say it." said Blake while Yang was laughting her ass off.

"There is no way in hell a brute like him can really do some kind of kissing spell. Even if he is a god and had a fairy as teacher. There is no way in hell." said Weiss while not believing that a spell like that exists.

"Yes that. Apparently it is now paying of to have a fae princess as magic mentor for my rather pityfull spells because you need to kiss Fujimaru for this crystals in your hand imprisoned you and i cannot slap awake the master without doing considerable damage to their noggins if no one is healing. Or to leave their noggin whole. For Gudako i have to get creative." said Knight while Mash felt sleepy again.

Wordlessly pulled Weiss her scroll out.

"You can do that?!" asked Weiss shocked as she called him on the scroll.

"Yes i can. It is one of the only usable non aggression spells i have. The only other spell i have is for armor cleaning and magicly putting a tomato on my nose which is more of a party trick then a spell." said Knight before he ended the call.

But the prospect of kissing Fujimaru immeadetly woke her back up.

"I CAN KISS SENPAI AWAKE! Best! Spell! Ever!" said Mash excited before going to work and kissing Fujimaru awake rather passionate.

 Then she tried to activate her fathers genes by going dirty and ramming her tongue into Fujimarus throat and then swinging one of her legs on the other side of his body and dry humping him. One could faintly hear the sound of music.

"Okay... she is lanceloting... and is that music i hear?... Oh no. Not now Orpheus!" said Ruby before looking to the side and seeing that Yang and Blake are doing the same thing.

She was then grabbed by a heavily breathing Weiss with a red face. What shocked Ruby more was the fact that she could see hearts in Weiss eyes. She could almost smell the desire.

"Help." said Ruby slightly scared while Weiss was hungered over her.

"Ruby! "heavy breathing" I..." began Weiss only to be hit with a shovel before falling unconcious onto Ruby's chest.