Rwby react to something

Pseudosingularity: Multilayered fantasy Fantasma Layer 5

"I always asked myself i he could swim? Now i know." said Ruby.

"Well wasn't greece like, a few thousand islands, mountains and lakes? Why can't he swim?" asked Yang.

"Considering that, if you belief the myths, most supernatural things happen near water then i would also go as fast and far away as possible if i see a large body of water." said Blake.

"How weird?" asked Yang.

"Yang. We had homework. That was the exercise for homework." said Weiss.

"We had homework!?" said Yang shocked.

""Sigh" Apparently the most likely way to get transformed into an animal is to go to a nearby lake, river, oum knows what and find a mythological being bathing." said Blake.

"... Damn." said Yang.

"For fucks sake." said Knight and dove down again to push the motionless bodies into his armory where they are save at first and to then help Orpheus to shore.

"Thanks man. I cannot swim." said Orpheus while Knight pulled out the motionless bodies and checked their breathing and puls. Everything was still there.

"There is as far as i can hear also no water in their lungs so why are they... you cannot swim? You lived on gods knows... You know what? It doesn't matter." said Knight before he saw something shimmering in their hands. But no matter how much he pulled he couldn't weaken their death grip around it.

"So... you all fell into a lake?" asked Weiss.

"Apparently yes. I can not say that i remember it because i was having with the worst nightmare possible on repeat." said Ruby.

"I hate that water." said Mr Shadow.

"What? Not water proof?" asked Yang.

"no." said Mr Shadow.

"Fuck my life." said Knight. He did a spell on Fujimaru and Mash before he ignited his hand slapped Mash "lightly".

"Is the fiery slap to the cheek neccessary?" asked Weiss before getting a call.

"Yes it is. It is my version of an counter spell because for the life of me i cannot remember a single counter spell that i read or learned somewhere 3000 years ago." said Knight before ending the call.

"... Does he have a camera here?" asked Weiss while looking around.

"That is the question isn't it." said Ruby who was also spooked when ever he just knows things out of nowhere.

"it is either his hearing or he somehow bugged everything." said Blake.

"Yeah... I hope it is the first." said Yang.

"Absolutely." said everyone.

"What?! Where am i?! Is Senpai alive? Did the nightmares finally stop?! And why does my cheek hurt." said Mash shocked.

"That, Mash, is the sweet fiery slap of freedom. Or atleast a working counter spell or something. Actually." said Ruby.

"And as too where... i have no idea if the word paradise is even remotely accurate in that hell." said Blake.

"But the flowers do look beautyfull." said Weiss.

"Welcome back to the realm of the living Mash. I could only wake you temporarely up for i would rip skull of your shoulders if i pulled all the way through. Quick. Do you remember what i told you about the only real wake up spell i could do. You know the one that normal humans can survive?" asked Knight.