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Pseudosingularity: Multilayered fantasy Fantasma layer 1

"Team dad?" asked Ruby confused. "That is the person who makes sure that the team doesn't do to much chaos. It is sometimes also the team mom." said Mash. "Come on Mashy. It is not like you also had to be held back the one or other time. Like the one time where you were completely wasted!" laughed Gudako. "SENPAI!" said Mash emberassed. "Or the time where our adorable kouhai transformed into the "terrible beast Mashu!" said Fujimaru as he came back.

"The team parent. The person who can't stop being concerned. Somehow every team has it." said Qrow. "nah with us was Annabeth just the last one with common sense." said Percy. "Well for us was it true. Even if she is my girlfriend." said Luz. "Then do you call her in bed "mommy"?" asked Yang with a bit of laughter while getting a high five from Knight. 

"A bit to dry for me. How about a joke which is still fresh and wet?" said Percy as a joke. "Hell yeah." said Yang before all three had a high five. "Damn it." said Ruby, Annabeth and Raven while the rest tried to forget it by hitting the wall with their head.

"SENPAI!" said Mash emberassed. "Wow! There has to be quite some stories." said Ruby amazed while she continued to nibble on her poisoned cookies. "Poisoned cookies?" asked Fujimaru. "Yep but her shadowy friend has already taken care of everything. Chaldea?" asked Gudako. "Unreachable." said Fujimaru. "Figures." said Gudako.

"STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES!" shouted Glynda angry. "But... they were so delicious." said Ruby. "Doesn't make them any less poisonous." said Annabeth. "But with her guardian spirit there, i doubt something is even able to touch her much less kill her." said Percy. "I fullfill my duty conscientious." said Mr Shadow. "And for that i am happy and scared." said Summer.

"And me? Do i get some reaping?" asked Salem. "Not on the list. No reaping." said Mr Shadow. "Just a little bit?" asked Salem. "No." said Mr Shadow. "Come on." said Salem. "No." Mr Shadow. "Will you reap Ozpin?" asked Salem. "When his time comes. Before that. No." said Mr Shadow. "How about earlier? I could sent him to a nice care facility with many dying old people and you could just, you know, sweep him up with the rest. A little cardiac arrest isn't that noticable. I could even help." said Salem. "No." said Mr Shadow. "Pretty please?" asked Salem. "No." said Mr Shadow. "Do you say only no?" asked Salem. "To quote Ruby. Nope." said Mr Shadow. "He said more then no." said Percy.

"Is that thing with not being able to reach chaldea normal?" asked Luz. "Considering how often it happened yes." said Knight with a slight headache.

"What is the plan?" asked Orpheus. "... I will be honest. I kinda forgot you were there." said Cas cu. "oh. Don't worry that happens often. Honestly as long as i don't open my mouth people tend to forget i exist even if i talked to them just a moment ago. Well everyone except Eurydike did." said Orpheus sad. 

"Ok who is Eurydike?" asked Ruby. "Can i? can i?" asked Orpeus excited. "It is your story. You have to tell it." said Fujimaru. "Oh i have an entire musical for her but i assume you want a short version. Ehem." said Orpheus before making sure that his lyre was tuned.

"That is so exciting. Myths tell that Orpheus even managed to calm down the gods with his voice." whispered Mash excited to Ruby.

"oooh this will be interesting to hear." said Ozpin." Absolutely. To hear the greatest musician of his time will be interesting." said Amity. "that will definitly a once in a life time opportunity." said Annabeth. "Why are you wearing earmuffs?" asked Luz Knight and Ruby. "Oh. Just incase." they answered.

"There once was a tale of a sad musician. For his voice beautyfull his appearance unremarkable. His life miserable until he met the love of his live in a silent night with only the stars as his witness. Oh sweet Eurydike with her apperance as sweet as the sweetest fruits and a smile as charming as the seas winds. They fell in love for ever and ever. For she was the rhythm to his melody. The text to his song. But on the day of their marriage sweet eurydike died. Taken by a terrible snake." sang Orpheus before he had to take a breath.