Rwby react to something

Pseudosingularity: Multilayered fantasy Fantasma layer 1

"Well. You now have your adventures forever ready in a song." said Yang. "Yeah... but i am still anxious of what mom will think of the later parts." said Ruby. "That bad?" asked Yang. "Lets just say there could have been more... child friendly things happening." said Ruby.

"Well that sounds like some quick grail nabbing so sure Orpheus. You can come with us. Knight and Romulus should be able to quickly annihilate the entire thing and we can continue the investigation." said Gudako visibly more relaxed at the prospect of simply fighting it out. "I am just quickly gonna phone chaldea." said Fujimaru and went to the restroom. 

"So what is the plan?" asked Ruby. "Eat. Battle and then continue the investigation." said Gudako.

"Here on the house." said the waitress and gave everyone a plate of cookies and milk.

"A trap." said Summer. "That is almost painfully obvious." said Raven. "Who in their right mind would eat them?" asked Amity. "It is rather obvious that they are poisoned." said Percy. "Absolutely." said Annabeth. "Like which tavern just gives out milk and cookies for free." said Roman. "That is stupid." wrote Neo.

"well considering this is a probably a deep dark fantasy world and that behind us probably some people who don't want us to beat that giant there has to be... where are the most likely poisoned chocolate chip cookies and the probably with heavy metals laced milk?" asked Gudako before she then looked to Ruby already eating them on rapid speed. 

"Ruby! NO!" the audience shouted. "Yang... yang... air. Yang... i need... air." said Ruby while Yang held her in such a tight embrace that her face begins to turn blue.

Immeadetly she got flashbacks from her own time eating a poisoned cake with Goredolf which caused a few problems in the sin lostbelts.

"These cookies were indeed poisoned. Poisons has been neutralized and skills for additional resistences has been put into place." said Mr Shadow who was working over time to keep Ruby alive. "What? who would poison cookies?" said Ruby. "Well. Atleast one problemless we have to take care off." said Gudako relieved. 

"For fucks sake don't scare us like that again. Really. Wouldn't it be for the fact that the personification of Death is your guardian angel you would be dead." said Yang. "And i am happy that he also made sure that you now can't be poisoned. That atleast takes care of some worries." said Summer reliefed that she didn't see her daughter die of poison.

"For that stunt alone you get to be schooled by us." said Annabeth angry. "Adventuring lesson one starts right after the rest of layer one." said Percy. "Absolutely." said Qrow relieved and angry at the same time.

"Cub next time once you are in a shady bar and people give you things for free. Don't eat them. Well except you are him." said Cas cu while making a soft chop on her head with one hand and pointed with his other to Knight who was eating the drugged cookies and the poisoned milk. "Poison resistence for the win. Also i burn out the poisons later. They give those cookies the right kick." said Knight before bitting into the with sleeping drugs laced cookies.

"Even if you have resistances, you shouldn't eat or drink poisoned things or digest poisons in any other way. If i ever see that again then i will personally whoop your ass red before you get detention until you are grey." said Glynda. "Yes Ms Goodwitch." said Ruby slightly scared. 

"Any additional resistances... Just to make sure a resistance against the one in a million chance that she digests tungsten." thought Mr Shadow who notified Asclepius for a refreshment of her shots against illnesses.

"we said it once and we say it again. Sanity seems overated in this group and little cub please don't let it rub off on you. Also my wine please." said Romulus=Quirinius before Knight gave him Romulus his wine and golden cups. "Well we now know who the team dad here is." said Cas cu. Romulus simply sighted dissapointed while sipping from his wine.