"After all the super-duper freaking weird stuff that happened in my life, I am going to at least try to live a normal life." I walked off to my bedroom and you will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever believe what I saw. Everything in my whole entire freaking bedroom was covered with poop. So as usual I fainted. When I woke up, I wasn't in my bedroom. I didn't really know where I was. But when I opened my eyes I saw the most spectacular thing in the universe...
(I like making people suffer with cliffhangers, sorry, I mean, I can stop the suffering if you comment and give me some ideas)
