(WARNING: THESE STORIES HAVE A LOT OF POTTY HUMOR, SO DON'T READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR FORMALITY AND SANITY)
Sometimes my cat pukes on me. My cat licks me so much, I push him off, and kick him off me, and he falls on my dog. And then my dog starts tackling him. I laugh so much, I fall off the sofa and land on my dog, then my leg crashes into the window, and then the glass breaks, and then my cat gets on a slingshot, and shoots himself outside where I crashed my leg in the window. But then I was so shocked, I peed in my pants, and then I jumped out the window, and I landed on my face and fainted. When I woke up I saw ketchup and I grabbed a french fry out of my pocket, it was a bit old but I could still eat it, I dipped it in the ketchup and ate it.
(trust me, it gets worse)
