But suddenly I realized the ketchup tasted like blood. Then I took out my tiny mirror and looked at my face, and then I saw blood all over my face. And then I said to myself "omg what the heck, Wait a minute......... I BROKE MY FACE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But then I started running so fast my underwear got stuck on a twig. And then my cat jumped in my underwear, and got stuck in my underwear. So then my cat started scratching my butt, but then I realized the scratches felt like sharp tickles. So then I laughed so hard I peed and farted in my cat's face, and then my cat ran away while farting. So then I laughed so much again that I farted so hard that I pooped, and the poop flew all the way to a twig and it got stuck on that twig. But then my cat came back and licked the poop on the twig. And then he puked in my underwear.
