Nico: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
Will: We're married.
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Percy, sweating: Annabeth, there's something I need to ask you-
Annabeth: Finally! You're proposing!
Percy: How'd you know?
Annabeth: Percy, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Annabeth: I even picked it up once.
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Annabeth: Are you ready to commit?
Percy: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Percy: Because yes.
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Percy: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Annabeth: This is a lie.
Annabeth: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Annabeth: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Alex: We should be partners.
Magnus: You mean like, partners in crime?
Alex: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.
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Percy: We have a problem.
Annabeth: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Nico: I love you.
Will, not paying attention: What was that?
Nico: I said I'm selling you to the ZOo
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Percy: Annabeth and I are no longer friends.
Annabeth: PERCY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!
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Percy: I wasn't that drunk.
Annabeth: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Percy: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Annabeth: What's your favorite color?
Percy: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Annabeth: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Percy: My favorite color is blue.
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