Yeein' On That 'Haw

Author's Note/Warnings

Okay, I want y'all to hear me out on this one. This is my first published work, despite having been (what I consider to be) a writer since I was six years old. And would you believe it, it started out as a complete joke. 

I was going through writer's block and asked my best friend for some kind of writing prompt. They, having noticed there was a complete drought of Norm Allen content in most Dialtown fanfiction circles, asked me to write them something about him. We are both pretty avid fans of the game and the developer, DirectDogman, so I decided to give it a shot. 

Three months, seventeen chapters, and 42,532 words (at the time of writing this) later, I realize that I may have fucked up. And I'm still not done.

According to my friend, they just wanted a 'one-shot,' which, at the time, I had no idea what it meant, since I had literally never actively read a fanfiction before in my life. So now I'm ass-deep in a long-term committed story that's quickly turning into a novel. 

But I thought, hey, since I'm actually kind of proud of my ability to embody these characters in my own personal style, I might as well publish it at a staggered chapter or two a week just to get my work out there and promote any future writing I may publish either online or with an actual publishing company. It's not perfect, but it's honest work. This is also being cross-posted to AO3 and Fanfiction.net. 

Fair warning: There will be no explicit, NSFW, or smut-related content. It's just not something I'm cool with writing. There is (kind of excessive) cussing, euphemisms, and (minorly graphic) violence. Yes, you can read this with someone reading over your shoulder and only get fun of a little bit. But don't read it around your parents. I'd also like to formally apologize for the title, it's worlds better than the original title idea of "she cow on my boy til i yeehaw"

Please don't bully me btw I'm trying my hardest-- constructive (keyword-- constructive) criticism is accepted but pls don't hurt my feelings okay thank you have fun :)

(P.S., this whole ridiculous thing is dedicated to Rikki-- thanks broski)