signs realizing they're falling for someone
aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER
taurus: is this indigestion
gemini: what the fuck no
cancer: not again
leo: oh gawd
virgo: no thanks
libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY
scorpio: but why me tho
sagittarius: okay but why
capricorn: i did not sign up for this
aquarius: bye
pisces: fuck
