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Screech: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Faceless: Okay, but what is updog?

Nightmare: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

???: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Y/N: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Toothless: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Screech: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

???: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Nightmare: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Faceless: What’s a henway??

Screech: Oh, about five pounds.

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