Number 72

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*At a speed dating event*

Y/N: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Faceless: Consider it a background check. For example.. Do you have a death certificate?

Y/N: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Faceless: Good, I'm not reviving you from being a fucking ghost again.

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