➼𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈 [𝟨] ✮

The back of your cop car (karlity) ♻️

Karl looked down before shaking his head,not bothering to give him a verbal answer.
It got a little quiet.
Quackity awkwardly laughed.
Quackity:"what? First time on the job or something?"
Karl didn't answer,wich again,was very funny to Quackity.
Quackity laughed at him.
Quackity:"damm,it's really your first day as a cop?!"
Karl:"n-not as a cop! Just- my fist day patrolling alone!-"

Quackity:"Jesus...I really got busted by a rookie...that's embarrassing.."
Karl:"I'm not a rookie! I'm a good cop! I did years of police training and I earned this-"
Quackity:"good cop? Your literally taking me back to your dumb little police station to ARREST ME for smoking a little weed?! That shits gonna be on my record forever!"
Karl:"well,it'll be fine! Nothings gonna happen....maybe?-"
Quackity:"MAYBE?-"

Karl:"look! I might not even arrest you,just give you a warning...I'll look good for bringing someone in on my first day as an official officer and you'll get nothing but a slap on the wrist,It's a win-win!"
Quackity rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"Karl,I'm gonna be honest...you suck."
Karl sighed.
The car got quiet again.
Quackity looked outside,they were out of town?

He lived in a pretty rural town so it wasn't like a big city or anything,but the police station must've been a little further out of town since they were driving in a field right now.
Once again,Quackity got bored of the silence so he went back to talking to Karl.
Quackity:"hey Karl?"
Karl:"yes,Quackity?"
Quackity:"Are you single?"
Karl laughed,a little embarrassed as he took a quick look at Quackity to check if he was being serious or not.

Karl:"Quackity,that is a very inappropriate question."
He said,trying to sound stern.
Quackity smirked.
Quackity:"why? You got a girlfreindddd?~-"
Karl:"no! Not that it's any of your business anyway.."
Quackity:"boyfriend?"
He said curiously as he leaned over to Karl's seat again.
Karl looked at Quackity before pushing him back in his seat.

Karl:"again,none of your business!..."
Quackity smiled at Karl through the rear-view mirror teasingly,obviously getting in his head.
Quackity:"are you SURE your not single? A man like you sure seems to know how to handle his ladies- I mean,you grabbed me pretty tightly back there-"
Karl:"flattery is not gonna work,Quackity."
Quackity frowned.
Quackity:"im just being nice,officer?"
Karl sighed.

Quackity lightly kicked his seat.
Quackity:"what,aren't you gonna say thank you?"
Karl:"don't make me tase you!"
He raised his voice annoyed.
Quackity:"OOOOOHHHHHH"
Quackity mocked.
Karl tried his best not to let Quackity get in his head,so he stayed quiet.
There was that silence again.
Karl couldn't resist.
Karl:"....thank you.."
He said under his breath.

Quackity raised his eyebrows.
Quackity:"sorry,what was that?"
Karl rolled his eyes.
Karl:"I said thank you,for the compliment.."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"your welcome,officer..."
He bit his lip and looked at him,trying to get his attention.
Karl:"what even was the compliment because it sounded backhanded?-"
Quackity:"oh,I was saying that you probably fuck really good cause you got a strong grip"
Quackity said Like it was nothing.
Karl shifted in his seat,either uncomfortable or flattered.

He gave Quackity a quick look in the rear view before looking away again.
Karl:"w-well....since that's really inappropriate I can't confirm or deny.."
Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"so your saying your dick is WEAK?-"
Karl:"I just told you I'm not allowed to say anything?!-"
Quackity:"so your saying your dick is AWESOME? Like toe curlingly good- so good they always come back for seconds?!"
Quackity egged him on.
Except this time it didn't end up annoying him,
Karl shrugged as he tried not to laugh.

Karl:"well....I can't deny that.."
Quackity nodded impressed.
Quackity:"hm,called it..."
He said under his breath.
Karl tried to hide his smile,clearly flattered by Quackitys masculine small talk.
Quackity:"so what,the ladies want more?"
Karl shrugged.
Quackity:".....what about the guys?-"
Karl:"Quackity,enough with the personal questions!"
Karl laughed.