Zane: So things look bad and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems dang hopeless
You're feeling lonely as a little pup nearby a mall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way
You think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you're correct
Me: Wait, what?
Zane:You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn baby
You're a messed-up little whiny lady
Me: Hey!
Zane: You're a loser just like me
Me: Thanks, Ro'Meave
Zane: You're a screw-loose boozer and only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company
Me: This supposed to make me feel better?
Zane: There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight
We're all living in the same dark sandwich
Me: I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
Zane: Ha-ha! And you think that makes you unique?
Get out of here, girl
We're both losers, baby, we're losers
It's okay to be a
Me: Coked-up, Song-sucking lady?
Zane: Baby, that's fine by me
Me: I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone
Zane: You're a loser
Both: Just like me
Zane: I got an appetite for attention
Me: I got an appetite for popularity
Every album and magazine I can sign
Zane: Go ahead, baby, sing that song
Come on
Me: I got no time left to rest
Zane I damage everything and everyone I blest
Now I'm on that werewolf's leash
Both: I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour
Me: You're a loser, baby
Zane: A loser, but just maybe if we
Both: Fight this together, things will end up differently
Zane: It's time to lose your self-loathing and excuse yourself
Let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are
Both: A loser just like me....
