Roommates

'Hopeless'

Jeremy: WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO?

Aera: WHATEVER YOU DO I WILL NOT TAKE PART OF IT

Jungkook: OH COME ON WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BREASTFEEDING A KID?

Jisoo: UMMMM MAYBE THE FACT THAT THEY MIGHT BITE

Taehyung: wait kids do that

Jimin: yikes

Jessie: isn't there some kind of substitute for breastmilk

Hoseok then took his phone and searched 'Best substitutes for breastmilk'

Yoongi: can you guys be fast the crying is giving me a headache

Jin: how do you cry for that long and not feel tired

Hoseok: it says here we could use goat milk

Namjoon: do they sale goat milk in stores

Hoseok: Ummm yeah it says we can find it in the section of canned milk

Yoongi: I'LL GO BUY IT

Aera: AND I'LL GO WITH HIM

Yejun: I'll drive the-

Jeremy: NO YOU STAY!! I mean I'll drive then instead since you're better with kids than us hahaha

Jeremy then ran to the front door took his car keys and jacket and met with Yoongi and Aera outside

Yejun: weirdos

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Once the three arrived at the supermarket, Jeremy parked the car and turned it off and they all got out but instead of walking inside the store they all stood beside the car looking in the direction of the entrance 

Jeremy: are you guys ready to get the most excruciating questions?

Yoongi/Aera: no

Jeremy: good let’s go

The three of them simultaneously sighed and walked inside the store. They fast walked their way through the aisles to get to the milk section, they had been here so many times before so they didn’t bother to raise their heads to check where they were, they were confident enough that they were in the right place

Once they finally raised their heads they were taken aback by the sweet smell that met their noses and made their stomachs growl…..

…..wait a second, why are there cakes in the milk section, and boxes of chicken 

Aera: are you guys sure we’re in the right place?

Jeremy: did you sleepwalk your way in here or something it clearly stated ‘Costco’

Yoongi: then how did we end up in the meat section?

Jeremy: no we did not 

Yoongi: the sign clearly says ‘Meat’

Jeremy and Aera both looked at where Yoongi was pointing and it sure did say ‘Meat’

Aera: how the hell are we lost in a place we should’ve known like the back of our hands 

Jeremy: can you stop complaining for a second 

Yoongi: so where is the milk section?

Aera: I’m pretty sure it’s two sections away from the meat section