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TTS Ep6: High Turds of Terra

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Everyone began to murmur at the previous episode until the screen began again

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[It shows a planet with the text below saying "MACRAGGE
Home of the ultramarines"]

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+- everyone -+

Many perked in surprise... They would be seeing the ultramarines homeworld

Admittedly some of the youngest wanted to see the ultramarines again... Just not in a desperate last stand

"I wonder why we're watching them..." Cody said interested

"Maybe it will answer why the emperor doesn't like the Ultramarines..." Rex said with fives and bacara nodding

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Ultramarine: Greetings honorable battle brother. Did you hear the news?

Ultramarine2: Indeed I did, honorable battle brother. We have received a mission from Holy Terra itself!

Ultramarine: That is right honorable battle brother. It is time once again for us to prove ourselves as Ultramarines.

Ultramarine2: And with pride and honour, we shall succeed!

Ultramarine: And we will never fail our sacred duties. AFTER ALL . . .

Both: THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL
ARE THE ULTRAMARINES!

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+- everyone -+

There was silence amongst the senators and Confederates... Even the Jedi were at the loss for words

Then Dooku spoke up "what the hell?"

For the clones they began to blink their eyes

"They're very... into themselves..." Rex said

"They don't act like the... administrative force like their father..." Cody said a bit of a sour taste

"Or this is a humorous vid and we're seeing the version of this humor of ultramarine" Fives said

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[transition]

Emperor: SOON ENOUGH I SHOULD STOP HEARING THEIR CONSTANT FUCKING CHANTING IN MY HEAD. I'VE BEEN HEARING IT FOR SO LONG THAT I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I HAVE WeARP TRAVELED ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Kitten: I'm still not certain about this idea my lord . . .

Emperor: ARE YOU DEFYING ME?

Kitten: No No! Absolutely not! I was just thinking that since the Ultramarines are one of the greatest forces in the galaxy, are you 100% certain that sending them to their imminent doom on the Planet of the Sorcerers is a good idea?