Volume 1 Chapter 3: Pool Day

Start from the beginning
                                    

Ike [*sniff sniff*]

Me {Ike was sniffing the air like a dog}

Kiyotaka [I think they are taking their time to change]

Ike [Hey, What would happened if I were to jump into the girls locker room!]

Kiyotaka [They would beat you up and then file charges against you]

Ike [... Don't ruin my fantasies with such a real answer]

Me {Then what was the point of asking}

Kiyotaka [If you stare at their swimsuits too much, they'll probably hate you]

Ike [Are there any boys who wouldn't stare!?... What if I get a boner?]

Me {Even if you do get a boner, no one would notice}

??? [Wow~, This school doesn't compare to my middle school one]

Me {The girls finally came}

Ike [Did they finally come?!]

Ike [Huh!?]

Ike [Professorrrrr!!! Hasebe's not here!!!]

Me {Ike sounded like a child right now}

Me {The Professor looked left and right and none of them were there}

Ike [Professor, b-behind you!]

Professor [W-w-w-w-w-what!?]

Me {Ike then pointed behind the Professor, pointing at Hasebe and some other girls}

Ike [NOOOOOO!!! I just wanted to see some breasts!]

Me {Shame on him}

??? [Fear not Kanji, this is not a time to be sad. There are many fish in the sea]

Ike [Y-yeah! Thanks BRO!]

Yamauchi [BRO!]

Me {Ike and Yamauchi then clasped each other's hands together affirming their bond}

??? [What are you two doing? That looks fun]

Ike & Yamauchi [Ku-ku-kushida-chan?!]

Me {I looked at Kiyotaka and he had a weird expression on his face}

Me & ??? [Ayanokoji-kun/Kiyotaka why do you have a weird expression on your face?]

Me {Huh? I looked around trying to locate the voice. That voice belonged to Horikita}

Horikita [Yoshida-kun, why did you copy my exact sentence?]

Me {Completely ignoring Suzune I asked Kiyotaka one more time}

Kiyotaka [I'm having an internal conflict right now]

Me {I felt a sharp pain in my stomach}

Me [Ow!]

Suzune [Don't ignore me Yoshida-kun]

COTE: The Lazy DefectWhere stories live. Discover now