A/N: AAAAA IM NERVOUS DON'T JUDGE ME 😭
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Kyle: 😐
Cartman: Signs that you are not straight!
Cartman: Number one..
Stan: You like boyssss??
Kyle: NUH UH! NUH UH!!
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Butters: I'm getting real tired of you picking on me! It won't be so funny when the shoe is on the other foot!!
Wendy: Are you threatening me?
Bebe: Are you threatening her, in sketchers?
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Pip: You know what crime I've always wanted to try?
Damien: Cannibalism?
Pip: Stealing street signs. Is it as wonderful as they sa—
Pip: ..Cannibalism?!
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(drawing their favorite person for a class project)
Stan, with a drawing of Kyle: I think I made one eye bigger than the other..
Kenny, with a kinda bad drawing of a woman: I was going for a feeling..
Kyle, with the most beautiful drawing of Terrance and Philip: Honestly, I can't even draw a circle.
Mr. Garrison: Eric, you just drew yourself.
Cartman: I like me!
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Kenny in a room of women: Hey guys, I can teach you how to ride something pretty big..
Carol (his mom): *appears*
Kenny: WHAT? NO! I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIG HEART!!! <3
(this one is a bit too biblically accurate let's move on)
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(this one takes place during a little Stendy arc) (playing charades)
Wendy: Goal, touchdown, score, strike!
Stan: None of that makes any sense??
Wendy: Come on babe, it's something you love!
Stan: MEN?!
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Heidi: What did you say her code name was?
Wendy: Uhh.. fresh mango martini!
Nichole: Ooh, alright!
Bebe: *walks over* Hey girls!
Red: Oh, hi fresh mango martini!
Wendy: RED NO-
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Stan: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone care about you?? (really drunk)
Kyle: ...Y-
Stan: Me neither! Pass the bottle!
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