Spain has a no paparazzi law because some paparazzi person was trying to take a picture of the Spanish princess Leonor on a date and almost ran their car into the princess so the Spanish king spearheaded a new law to ban paparazzi in the country.
"Because it's always fun." I say then I stick my tongue out at me best friend's wife.
"I don't know how your dick isn't tired." Christen says.
"I only have sex for four hours a day." I say.
"Yeah, but you do it every day." Tobin says.
"Guess I'm use to it." I say.
"Or you've got a bionic dick." Isabella says then I give her the bitch really look.
Unlike most people with dicks in the porn industry, my dick is all natural and not robotic.
"Oh you know I'm just teasing." Isabella says
"Mhmm." I say then I eat some of my food.
"So you ready to talk about everything?" Astrid asks.
"Sure." I say then she puts a stack of papers next to me.
"The first sheet is the top leagues in the new European Women's club Pyramid." Astrid says as I look at the top sheet.
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"I would have hated to have put all the data together to sort everyone into the appropriate league." I say.
"Thankfully they used a computer." Jessie Harris says as I look at the next two pages.
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"Barca has enough money to cover all this traveling?" I question.
"Yeah they're finally getting more money into the club." Astrid says.
"Sweet." I say then I look at the next paper.
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"Is Maya as good as she seems on tv?" I question.
Maya Pete is Maya Thee Stallion's Twin.
She turned pro out of high school in 2013 and has been playing football ever since.
She mostly played for the Houston Dash which sucks for her because the Dash have usually sucked pretty bad, but after the 2019 NWSL season she left America and signed for Barcelona.
Maya has pretty much always been a starting center-back for the USWNT, but after the 2019 World situation she retired from international football and focused on her club football so she ended her national team career with 160 caps, 2 goals, and 2 world cup winners medals.
"She's a lot better than what you see on TV." Jucinara says.
"Better than you?" I teasingly question.
"Well I wouldn't go that far." Jucinara says with a smile making everyone chuckle then I look at the next paper as I eat some food.
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Somebody from the Canadian Soccer Association treated Jessie very very badly and made Jessie lose her love for the game so that's why she's coaching and not playing.
Jessie did not get assaulted physically.
The bad man just verbally and psychologically hurt her.
And don't you worry, my friends and I made sure that mean man never makes a fucking peep again.
"How'd the Barca board feel about so many non-spaniards on the coaching staff?"
"They don't care as long as we win." Astrid says.
"Good." I say as I look at the last peace of paper.
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"Why'd those two leave?" I ask.
"I don't really know why Caroline left, but Mariona wasn't going to play ahead of you and we told her that so she left." Astrid says.
"Ah." I say then I look at my friends. "What time is the party tomorrow?"
I'm throwing a get to know me party at my house so my new teammates can get to know me.
I know a few of them since I've been living in Barcelona since last year, but I guess I'll meet the rest of my teammates tomorrow.
"3 in the afternoon is when we told people to get to your place." Jessie says.
"Cool." I say. "I can sleep in."
"We all know you'll be up with your horses in the morning to feed them." Kara says.
"My sister hasn't brought my horse back yet." I say. "They get back early in the morning so she'll take care of them."
"Oh." Kara says then I look at my doggy.
"Which means you and I." I say as I look at my doggy. "Are sleeping in."
