Hey guys I am so sorry for the 3 year wait for an update. I actually died right after I uploaded my last chapter so I have been spending my time trying to revive myself. It worked!!! Literally 10 minutes ago so after I reposted my body I knew you guys needed to be updated. TRIGGGER WARNING. I did see some f-ed up stuff on the other side so the story is going to be darker from here onwards x
Glad to hear back
- A x
Adouche woke me up with a sharp shake to my shoulder. We had somehow tellaported to the edge of a cliff. The green grass fell off into stark white rocks that established a haunting feeling that consumed the air. There stood Norman approximately 10 paces from where we were. Under his feet soft rock were plummeting to the ocean just as he would if he didn't step back.
"DONT DO IT SOMEONE LOVES YOU" Adouche yelled at the top of her lungs. She had always been more empathetic than me. I guess you just lose a bit of humanity in my line of work - emotionally manipulating men.
"I WILL ONLY DO IT IF ABBY ADMITS SHE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH ME" Norman whines back. God I will not miss his horrid squeaky voice. Adouche looks at me expectingly.
"I don't gaf". I heartlessly shrug.
SLAPSH. Norman had thrown himself off the cliff. I run over to hopefully see his body lifelessly floating on the top of the ocean but no. He was on another ledge not even 5 meters from the initial edge of the cliff.
"Why tf are you like a cockroach who won't die. You can't even kill yourself properly. Gee." His incompetence really is astonishing. I mean if you are like him I totally understand the mindset of wanting to end your life.
*🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️😭😭😭 is what Norman looks like*
*💃💃💁♀️💁♀️🩷🫶🥰 is what Abby looks like*
*😬🥺😲😦 is what Ahouche looks like*
Adouche looks hotties over the fact her lifelong best friend could be so heartless (play heartless by the weekend to feel the atmosphere).
"Well if Norman wants to I want to as well" This bitch!! She can't have her own personality having to jump on (in this case off ig) the trendies band wagon atm.
"Omg fine I don't care you kinda pissed me off anyways. Have fun when the sharks eat you" I turn my back stalking off with the tail waggling behind me. Who knew that lizards had the tendencies of dogs??? News to me - it must be my pure joy at loosing dead weight of my shoulder. Just before I descend the hill that would take me out of view I check to make sure they are dead. In the far distance I can see you bodies being ripped to shreds by sharks. Lucky bastards with a tummy full of a yummy meal. Maybe next time I can eat my friends.
*☠️🪦😵💀🪦😵 Norman and Adouche looks like*
*abby looks like 🥱🥱🤪😜😝*
IM GONNA STAND UP TAKE MY PEOPLE WITH ME TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO A BRAND NEW HOME
