Sera: Adam...?

Adam:... I'M GAY?! I'm GAY?! DO I ACTUALLY COME OFF AS GAY?! AM I ACTUALLY GAY?! I CANT BE GAY RIGHT?! IM ALREADY MARRIED AGAIN AND HAVE FUCKING KIDS! I CANT BE FUCKING GAY!

🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼

God: Alright Adam, name all the birds.

Adam: I call this one tits.

God:😅😆 ok,what about this one?

Adam: Blue-Footed boobies.

God: ok Adam, you can't name every bird after breasts, you're eventually gonna run out.

Adam: ............Cock-

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

*Y/N and Adam getting along after finding out they both hate Lucifer.*

Adam: I'm just like you!

Y/N: I'm just like you!

Adam: You're just like me!

Y/N: You're just like me!

Y/N & Adam:
🎶IT'S SO CLEAR, ANYONE CAN SEE!🎶

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Y/N: There there Lucifer...

Lucifer:☹️😞😖

Charlie: Awe🥹

Adam: Yeah no. *throws Y/N onto his shoulder and walks off.*

Charlie: Wha- You're taking Y/N away from my dad?!

Lucifer:😖😖😖😖

Adam: How do you think I got her in the first place?!

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

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For you lovely people.

For you lovely people

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Daddy-

FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!!

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FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!!

FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!!

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HOT AS FUCK!!!

Living fuckin rent free in my head, it won't leave!!!! ITS TOO HOT!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Living fuckin rent free in my head, it won't leave!!!! ITS TOO HOT!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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