After 2 seasons of pain and misery on the island, the contestants finally get a break and go on a cruise on Chris' ship.. while doing painful challenges and experiencing betrayals- Yes, it's the same thing! Who would've thunk?
Who will win the mill...
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Semi-Finals people, we're so close I can almost TASTE the 3 million..
Also, you look amazing. Hope your life is wonderful.
We start the episode with Axel absolutely tweaking out in the middle room, shaking and whimpering in the corner as Karl walks inside with a big tray.
Karl sees Axel on the floor and grows sad.
Karl has a confessional.
"I feel like.. we've ALL been using Axel for our own gain.. I mean- what makes ME better than Nichelle at this point..? I've been a terrible friend. I gotta try and make it up to Axel."
-Karl
Axel is on the ground when she starts to hallucinate the buff Ripper again.
"Babe? Whatcha doing on the floor..?"
-Buff Ripper
"N-Nichelle.. she.. she got you eliminated... she was my friend.. friends aren't supposed to betray each other.. I don't know what to do now.."
-Axel
"Babe! You know exactly what to do!"
-Buff Ripper
"What..?"
-Axel
"You're a Fargo! Us Fargos don't just sit around and cry! We go out there and DO SOMETHING!"
-Buff Ripper
This starts to fire up Axel, getting her up from the ground.
"Yeah... YEAH! YEAH! I'M GONNA RIP HER HEAD OFF AND [CENSORED] HER [CENSORED] AND THEN I'LL [CENSORED] OHHHHHHHHHH!"
-Axel
"Baby chill."
-Buff Ripper
"Yeah, too far..?"
-Axel
"Defintiely! Welp! I'm off to the gym! See you around!"
-Buff Ripper
"Just one more-"
-Axel
Axel starts to make out with the fake Ripper as Karl looks on in horror.
Axel finally gets out of her hallucination and sees what she's doing.
"Ahem.. hello Karl. I know how this looks but-"
-Axel
"Nah, it's fine. I've had my own weird dreams about Burger."
-Karl
Karl gives Axel her breakfast.
"Hey.. look. I'm sorry for like- acting the way I've been acting.."
